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I hope i don't offend anyone but have you noticed the similarities between Jesus Christ and Elvis Presley,they are almost uncanny...Just check the following for yourself!


Jesus said "Love thy neighbor." Elvis said "Don't be cruel."
Jesus is the Lord's shepherd. Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on water. Elvis surfed (Blue Hawaii, 1965).
Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members.
Jesus was resurrected.
Elvis had the famous 1968 "Comeback" TV special and many posthumous mall sightings.
Jesus said "If a man thirst, let him come to me, and drink." (John 7:37). Elvis said "Drinks on me" (Jail House Rock, 1957).
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
Elvis also had irregular eating habits (eg, 5 banana split breakfast).
Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25). Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan8).
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus.
Neil Matthews was a biographer of Elvis (A Golden Tribute).
Jesus countenance...like lightning...raiment snow white." (Matthew 28:3)
Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land.
Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
Jesus' mother Mary had an immaculate conception.
Elvis' wife Priscilla went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
People called Jesus a "...glutton and a drunk." (Luke 7:34)
People called Elvis "...an overweight druggie...".
Jesus died for us.
Young girls would 'die for' Elvis.
Jesus was born in humble surroundings.
Elvis was born in Mississippi.
Even today Jesus has a cult following.
Even today Elvis has a cult following.
Jesus was called "King of Israel.." (John 12:13)
Elvis was called "King of Rock n' Roll".


So Was Elvis the 20th-century re-incarnation of Jesus? Hey,decide for yourself.....


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[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2006-01-23 02:19 ]
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Posted: 2006-01-23 03:18:43
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Jesus was part of the Trinity. Elvis' first band was a trio.
Only one religion believes in te Trinity. There are hundreds of religions that believe in jesus but not the trinity
Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25). Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan8).
Jesus was actually born in October, and was 3 years old when the "wise men" came calling
Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land.
The middle easty certainly isnt a state of grace...harsh, arid, barren deserts, freezing winters, hard to find food, travelling hundreds of miles by foot or on a donkey during the course of his ministery, hardly a state of grace
Even today Jesus has a cult following.
Even today Elvis has a cult following.
One third of the worlds population follow jesus, and hundreds of millions still listen to Elvis' music. Hardly "cult" followings



So Was Elvis the 20th-century re-incarnation of Jesus? Hey,decide for yourself.....




Hmmm, not really!


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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-01-23 10:04 ]
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Posted: 2006-01-23 11:04:28
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i thought christians didnt believe in re incarnation
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Posted: 2006-01-23 11:09:55
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The resurrection is different from reincarnation
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Posted: 2006-01-23 11:12:04
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nah i mean jesus cant be re incarnated as elvis because christians dont believe in it
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Posted: 2006-01-23 11:13:13
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Yeah but thats not what he's saying

Stop asking difficult questions im not a christian, i'm only repeating stuff my grandad says

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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-01-23 10:19 ]
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Posted: 2006-01-23 11:18:32
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Speaking of Has anyone ever seen :The God Who Wasn't There??????Pretty good Documentary.....Really makes some wonder about the Christian religion after watching very interesting Documentary if you can find it it is worth a watch
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Posted: 2006-01-23 12:41:46
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where is god anyway?
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Posted: 2006-01-29 03:43:04
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