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1. Crying is blackmail
2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work.
3. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
4. Get rid of your cat.
5. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
6. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
7. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
8. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
9. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secrets girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera boys.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
11. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
12. Nothing says "I Love You" like sex.
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Posted: 2006-02-27 00:31:02
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