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Right i got a leefing this is heading for garbage..... but what teh hell lets give it a shot.....
The idea is to pick your animal and weapon, rememeber think about the animals: speed, Agility, manuverabillity, how they may 'hold' or get teh weapon straped to them.
No real rules except that one animal / one weapon...... you cant have a warm of bees with laser beams..... lol
Now to all those animal rights people, this is only fun, not really gonna do it *roll of eyes*....
Im backing a pigeon as these things are deadly even with out any weapons (never look up, it'll poop in your eye)!
any suggestions guys and girls
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Posted: 2006-05-05 11:37:56
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Pigeon, is it? Right, i pit my mongoose against your pigeon! Small, fast, agile, has a good diet of nutritious eggs to give it vitality, and its brown!
[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-05-05 11:45 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 11:40:40
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awwww thats a fair fight me thinks.... mate pigeons are indistructable.. ive seen one walking around with its head hanging off - for real.....
what weapon are you choosing matey?
Im still developing/researching my weapon of choice.....
Anyone else gonna throw their animal into this pit of distruction?
*added - ive also seem pigeons eating sick... anyone who can do that withour re-throwing up must be hard as nails*
[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2006-05-05 10:47 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 11:46:24
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Hmm, i reckon my mongoose will be armed with an egg whisk, for mashing your pigeon up with! Being an egg eater, its already used to the operation of such a device, and can use its cunning mind to alter the egg whisk for maiming purposes.
Your rebuttal, kind sir? How would your pigeon counter this threat?
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Posted: 2006-05-05 11:49:15
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I choose a hyena!!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 11:49:43
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by flying over you and piss on your mongoose - this would trigger anelectric shock to stun you mongoosy before i deliver the killer finishing move
weapon of choice - ETC gun
for more info on my weapon please visit:
http://www.azom.com/details.asp?newsID=923
how will yopur mongoose stand to that
@786kbr - hyena yeh? nice choice..... and weapons hes/shes sporting?
[ This Message was edited by: leeboy13 on 2006-05-05 10:58 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 11:57:12
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Ooooh, tough moves, lee! However, with a deft flick of his little mammal wrist, i believe my mongoose would have the cunning and skill to use the egg whisk as an Earth, so that the electric shock would be deflected. Now, this would save my mongoose, but it would destroy his weapon, leaving him open to attack...Pigeon would win it, i reckon, but only just!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 12:22:21
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lmao! i wouldnt worry mate, the stupid pigeons leg fell off and dropped the ETC gun...... damn it! its an open battlefield now, both animals weaponless and my pigeon one legged!
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Posted: 2006-05-05 12:27:46
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EDIT: Damn, i was trying to embed "eye of the tiger" but it appears you can't do that any more!
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Hello, Scroto!
[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2006-05-05 11:50 ]
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Posted: 2006-05-05 12:35:55
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ive been thinking about his all morning now and i reckon teh ULTIMATE animal with weapon has to be a turtle with a AK-47 attched....
This is becuse the lil fella could hid in his shell and mow down any approching enemy with his AK-47 muhahahahhaha
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Posted: 2006-05-05 12:41:59
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