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Ok here's a STARTER

q:WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TRAIN DRIVER AND A TEACHER?

a:ONE MINDS THE TRAIN AND THE OTHER TRAINS THE MIND.

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Posted: 2006-05-24 14:19:19
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thats not really a joke, more pointing out fact
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Posted: 2006-05-24 16:29:17
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Posted: 2006-05-24 17:11:37
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::crickets chirping - man coughs::
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Posted: 2006-05-24 18:02:53
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Whats the difference between Australian TV show 'Neighbours' and Prince Charles?

One's got a Mrs. Mangle and the others got a mangled Mrs.
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Posted: 2006-05-25 10:18:32
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What's the similarity with a ship and a c**t?\\

One cuts through water and the other waters through a cut.


[No Offence Intended!!!]
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Posted: 2006-05-25 10:52:29
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some of these of cracking.......
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Posted: 2006-05-25 10:55:27
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What's the difference between a parachute and a condom?

if the parachute has a hole somebody dies, if a condom has a hole somebody lives.
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Posted: 2006-05-25 12:46:58
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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Posted: 2006-05-25 17:44:17
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On 2006-05-25 10:18:32, methylated_spirit wrote:
Whats the difference between Australian TV show 'Neighbours' and Prince Charles?

One's got a Mrs. Mangle and the others got a mangled Mrs.



Hahahahahahaha!!!!


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Posted: 2006-05-25 18:08:06
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