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President John F. Kennedy, assassinated by persons unknown on November 22, 1963, was in fact the ringleader of a vicious breakaway vampire sect that had been plotting for centuries to take over the earth by inflitrating political institutions.
JFK was probably the most popular president of the United States, at least in terms of the popularity he enjoyed whilst alive. But his trademark toothless smile held a dark secret - a pair of inch-long fangs and a thirst not only for politics but for the blood of women and small children.
This condition was written off in his medical records (released in November 2002) as Addison's disease, an endocrine disorder causing chronic fatigue. But the truth was that JFK suffered lethargy and anemia when he had not drunk the fresh blood of some unfortunate victim.
It is not known what name the vampire had before it assumed its role as budding young politician "John F. Kennedy", but it is likely that it was one of many such creatures attempting to gain a position of influence over the culture it thought of as its food. One economic analyst consulted pointed out that an ailing economy would create a larger number of homeless people for the vampires to consume.
It seems that that JFK's immediate circle were not vampires (as far as we know), with the possible exception of his supposed "brother", Robert F Kennedy, but nevertheless it is apparent from autopsy records that he held all those he met in the sway of his ancient psyche.
The autopsy notes document that several young women were dragged into the room by CIA agents and sacrificed over the corpse in an attempt to bring the near-dead vampire back to life, but to no avail. The cause of death is listed as massive cranial trauma, but it seems unlikely that mere bullets could dispatch so powerful a vampire.
It appears that the "bullets" which killed JFK were in fact miniature wooden stakes fired at high velocity from some kind of pneumatic blowpipe device. It is unlikely that a rifle could be modified to fire such an unusual missile.
This leads us to one incontrovertible conclusion: JFK was slain by a vampire hunter with access to extremely complex technology and to an intelligence network broad enough to ensure that an attack on the President of the United States went off without a hitch.
It seems unlikely that the vampire slayer was attached to the government itself or to any of its satellite agencies, and thus it must be concluded that there is a third force at work here. Given the excellent job done in framing Oswald for the murder, it seems unlikely that we will find out who this organisation is any time soon.
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PENTALAWN[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2006-07-27 19:25 ]
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Posted: 2006-07-26 03:06:39
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If JFK isa vampire . . . then, Marilyn Monroe is the original - Batgirl
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Posted: 2006-07-26 03:20:29
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Believe me JFK had fangs...just like this.
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Posted: 2006-07-26 03:29:36
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On 2006-07-26 03:29:36, axxxr wrote:
Believe me JFK had fangs...just like this.
I am ONE of JFK's biggest 'fangs' at my end - Axxxr ! Well in fact, my hero was included in the Guinness Book of World Records as having the fastest speech done in public . . . he was timed as having uttered - 265 words-per-minute
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Posted: 2006-07-26 03:38:46
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So tell me then was it Van Helsing who slane him or maybe it was Dr Jekyl?
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Posted: 2006-07-26 03:42:21
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Interesting topic....
Axxxr, can you provide a link to the source material for this? I'd like to know more.
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Posted: 2006-07-26 03:56:45
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I know that JFK was shot in the HEAD and not in the HEART . . . where vampires usually were aimed at
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Posted: 2006-07-26 04:00:46
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lol jfk as a vampire, u recon he had a load of hot vampire bitches to?
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Posted: 2006-07-26 05:15:35
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Yeah Axxxr, lets have a link to your source? or are you part of th eorganisation that did this, and will end up like JFK if you reveal where you get the info from?
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Posted: 2006-07-26 10:11:28
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i reckon it was blade, or maybe buffy that shot him.
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Posted: 2006-07-26 10:21:51
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