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Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal. It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.

Caution... They Walk Among Us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted...."Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said... "where???"

They Walk Among Us!!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."

They Walk Among Us!!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific".

They Walk Among Us!!!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but, "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

They Walk Among Us!!!!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount....
(maybe I should have bought 10 cases)

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"...

They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."

Yep, they walk among us
AND they reproduce!

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Posted: 2006-11-16 22:45:57
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LOL!

Nice one jojo!
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Posted: 2006-11-16 23:49:21
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@samboy - Yeah . . . . and they JUST walk among us mate . . .
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Posted: 2006-11-16 23:56:39
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hahaha

made me giggle jojo, nice one
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Posted: 2006-11-16 23:56:41
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@scott - Giggle Is your airconditioning unit in the post office in the MAX - settings?
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Posted: 2006-11-17 00:01:08
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You are right, they are among us!

I once called the Technical Assistance number of my cellphone operator, this is how the conversation started:

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Assistance guy: Are you calling from your own cellphone? (common question)
Me: Yes I am
Assistance guy: OK, lets try to fix your problem. First check if your phone is on.

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I'm sure that everyone has their own history, why don't we share them here?
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Posted: 2006-11-17 00:04:52
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@rojas - . . .and what did you reply after askin' you that? They come in TRIBES dude . . .
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Posted: 2006-11-17 00:12:10
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I read something somewhere of a guy who called technical support for a problem with his PC, and the tech guy told him to close all his open windows. There was the sounds of the phone reciever being put down, and the sound of this guy going round his house shutting all the windows that were open...

One born every minute!
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Posted: 2006-11-17 00:52:51
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@samboy - The guy took it - literally I don't think peeps like this are really, say, imbeciles they are just NOT properly well aware of
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Posted: 2006-11-17 01:01:05
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