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leeboy13 Posts: > 500

theres a few threads floating about with regard to borat...

I found some quite interesting and funny articles that i wanted to share..



article titled: 'Gypsies fail to see the humour in Borat film'

well funny,.... a german group representing gypsies (which is frankly enough to get me going) is going to court to try and stop the film... this was in october 2006 so its probably happened already now... none the less i had a giggle at reading this... especially the response they got from the distrubitors....

link: www.theage.com.au/.../10/18/1160850998022.html

and im sure this has been posted.... but anyone bored today can enjoy this:

http://www.boratmovie.com/

lol.... ive seen the film twice in teh cinema now and i still love the trailer... vanilla face.....


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Posted: 2006-12-05 12:55:10
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goldenface Posts: > 500

I could laugh all day at hiim
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Posted: 2006-12-05 13:01:49
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Davo_169 Posts: > 500

give me your tears gypsy or i will remove them by force
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Posted: 2006-12-05 13:08:42
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leeboy13 Posts: > 500

tell me about it... theres so much on teh web regarding him at the moment to....

take for example the lyrics from his song entiltled: 'In my country there is problem'....


lyrics:

Verse
In my country there is problem,
And that problem is transport.
It take very very long,
Because Kazakhstan is big.



Chorus 1
Throw transport down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
We must make travel easy (repeat line)
Then we’ll have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 2
In my country there is problem
And that problem is the Jew
They take everybody money
And they never give it back




Chorus 2
Throw the jew down the well (repeat line)
So my country can be free (repeat line)
You must grab him by his horns (repeat line)
Then we have a big party (repeat line)



Verse 3
If you see the Jew coming
You must be carefull of his teeth
You must grab him by his money
And I tell you what to do



(Repeat Chorus 2 twice)

sourced: http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/top30_001.htm

infact if anyone is not easily offended id recommend going to that website and seeing the top 10 borat moments with pictures



and one more from that site



Man - Do you want to see our changing rooms.

Borat - (Visibly excited). Yes please! Will there be many men with no clothes here?

Man - No, I'm afraid. Not so.

(The scene cuts to Borat and the man walking within a toilet area).

Borat - And what is this here? (Borat indicates to the urinals).

Man - That's a urinal.

Borat - Is it where you shower?

Man - No. That is where you do a.. toilet?

Borat - You lie down here?

Man - No you stand up.

Borat - You... Like this? (Borat squats over the urinal).

Man - Just do a wee in there.

Borat - What is wee?

Man - (Trying to change subject). And this one... (The man shows Borat the proper toilet cubicals).

Borat - Yes, I know. But if this is full, (toilet cubical), you can come and do... (Borat squats in the urinal again).

Man - No, no, you stand up!

Borat - Can you do a dirt in... (Borat indicates to the urinal).

Man - No! This one. (The man indicates the cubicle).

Borat - And which one you prefer?

Man - It depends on what I want to do.

Borat - Yes.

Man - If I just want to do a wee, you do it in that one (indicates the urinal), otherwise you do it in this one (indicates the cubicle).

Borat - But id you want to a dirt and you are in a hurry and there is someone in there (indicates the cubicle). You do it... (indicates the urinal).

Man - No no no. That's not allowed.

Borat - But there is space.

Man - No that is water only.

Borat - But you can have five men. And squeeze something from the anus (Borat squats near the urinal once more). You understand?

Man - Yes yes.

Borat - Squeeze...

Man - (Changing subject) And after you've been to the toilet you wash your hands (the man shows Borat the wash basin).

Borat - And do you do a dirt in here?

Man - No! You'd be thrown out the club if you did.

Borat - Why?

Man - Because it is not hygienic.

Borat - But why not?




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Posted: 2006-12-05 13:09:45
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axxxr Posts: > 500

Ah my good friend Borat!!

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Posted: 2006-12-05 14:18:11
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sn3ipen Posts: > 500

I just love borat<3
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Posted: 2006-12-05 20:59:52
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tabbaranx Posts: 5

i love that guy - the bowling club toilet scene above is my all time favorite number one Borat Scene ever! I like to shoot dog! yakshemaish! !

Also i have been using Borats lingo to communicate with the local Polish lads and yakshemaish means hello and chinqui means thankyou the same as in Kasakstahn..LOL!
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Posted: 2006-12-06 00:45:25
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Residentevil Posts: > 500

I wanna see this movie.
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Posted: 2006-12-06 05:38:43
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EastCoastStar Posts: > 500

it was funny as crap. it messed up ALOT of peoples reputations and crap though. so many people are trying to sue him too lol. pam anderson is single now becuase of this too... lol
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Posted: 2006-12-06 06:15:25
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leeboy13 Posts: > 500

Quote:
On 2006-12-06 06:15:25, EastCoastStar wrote:
it was funny as crap. it messed up ALOT of peoples reputations and crap though. so many people are trying to sue him too lol. pam anderson is single now becuase of this too... lol



pam is single now ??? is this true? i must find this woman, yes!
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Posted: 2006-12-06 10:31:09
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