If you don't want the Cemetry Telemarketer one spoiled, then scroll past this post.
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I just find it amazing how cynical the telemarketer is. He genuinely believes the guy is about to commit suicide. Then he asks him if he has a credit card, and if he "can hold off til tomorrow" [with commiting suicide that is!]. I sincerely hope he's trying to delay him, so he can get help to him. Otherwise, he is one sick puppy, chasing the commission on the cemetary plot.
