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I dont think even the garbage thread in Esato can equal this...
Classic stuff!
http://www.dailytech.com/Many[....]ian+South+Pole/article6519.htm
[ This Message was edited by: msmmsm on 2007-03-17 23:30 ]
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Posted: 2007-03-18 00:28:38
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Hehe, I especially like this little rant by a certain user on there called milnerw
God that would be fantastic !!! Once you're all on Mars, we would take over the god forsaken land that was once America and call it "Ye o'l Americana".
All American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.
"God Save The Queen" will roar around the streets of New York while Maggie Thatcher uses that obelisk in Washington as a dildo.
American "football" will no longer exist. There are other types of football such as Rugby, Aussie Rules & Gaelic football. However proper football - which will no longer be known as soccer, is the best known, most loved and most popular. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game.
The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling "beer" is not actually beer at all, it is lager . British Bitter will be referred to as "beer," and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager." The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine," with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine." This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in the Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.
No longer will people on you’re land resolve personal issues by using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.
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Posted: 2007-03-18 01:02:56
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