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Nice little site, let's you talk to God and repent.
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here to talk to virtual god.
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Posted: 2007-03-28 20:59:37
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I sadly just had the most exciting conversation of my life...
>_>
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Posted: 2007-03-28 21:48:00
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reminds me of a program called Eliza from late 70's or early 80's that could hold a dumb coversation of sorts
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Posted: 2007-03-28 21:57:11
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thats cool very easy to confuse him though
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Posted: 2007-03-28 22:06:44
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Lol, I asked him if he made the world,
He replied with asking me what the ingredients were...
o_O surely he should know that?
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Posted: 2007-03-28 22:11:25
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lol how random, hours of fun to be had!!
' do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
how about a rabbit cow?
God:
How about it.
Me:
it eats all you're carrots everyday
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the rabbit cow
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
so does the rabbit cow eat all you're carrotts?
God:
Really. It does now
the rabbit cow eat all I am carrotts'
its not QUITE right but meh lol!
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Posted: 2007-03-28 23:06:27
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i feel i've been left in the lurch by god... oooh help!
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
lesleyann
God:
It's good to see you, lesleyann.
Me:
can you see me then?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
but i have no camera
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
yes please, will you send me one?
God:
Where do you usually get camera? Thanks for asking politely. Where do you want me to show you?
Me:
well, i guess i'd normally go to currys.
God:
Is it only a guess? What would make you normally go to currys?
Me:
if i needed a new hairdryer, fridge, that sort of thing.
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what was my idea?
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Posted: 2007-03-28 23:29:41
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awww bless him.. its got alzheimers in his old age...
Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
fatreg and yours?
God:
How are you, fatreg and yours.
Me:
fatreg is fine but i asked your name?
God:
And fine but you asked my name is fatreg.
Me:
nononono.. im fatreg and you are?
God:
Who are you talking about? Good gossip: you are fatreg and I am.
Me:
im taking about you! what is your name?
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Posted: 2007-03-28 23:37:25
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DickySnapples Posts: > 500
Me:
do you like the devil
God:
I love horses.
Me:
in the bum?
God:
That was a long time ago.
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Posted: 2007-03-29 00:02:33
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i couldnt resist. i had a little long conversation with iGod:
Me:
hi, God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Im called tranced
God:
How are you doing, tranced.
Me:
naahh, just here to talk with you. no more.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Are you serious? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
about your dress?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about my dress.
Me:
how come!!?? are you bisex?
God:
Reductionism. I don't know whether or not I am bisex.
I am a robot.
Me:
so Will Smith
God:
Aw. How should I know.
Me:
because of the movie: I, robot
God:
Good reason. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
where were you when the movie was being played?
God:
I was constructed at Universe.
Me:
lol, when did you finish?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. It was at time index 357241.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no, im serious!
God:
Are you serious? I believe you.
Me:
i do believe you too
God:
Bless you.
Me:
amen
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
cheers
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
ciao
God:
Does CIAO mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
you SHALL know as you were the one with the BABEL thing
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: tranced said I SHALL know as you were the one with the BABEL thing.
Me:
no, i dont mind
God:
Thanks I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
do it. dont you mind if i tell the people you didnt know the meaning of CIAO?
God:
Do you mean "It"?. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
yeah, because you're not human
God:
Far out. That makes sense to me. No but I pretend to be one on the Web.
Me:
you cant be what you're not
God:
I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
yeah, you did. i was supposed to say that
God:
I did not. Where were you supposed to say that?
Me:
before your last answer
God:
What happened after my last answer ?
Me:
i said: yeah, you did. i was supposed to say that
God:
What did you mean by it? I did not. Where were you supposed to say that?
Me:
going nonsense
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
surprised?
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
you said we look like you
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
who were you talking with?
God:
Albert Einstein.
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Me:
but not by this way! he's supposed to be dead
God:
How much would you say? I see. supposed to be dead is he?
Me:
yes he is. did you give him life?
God:
Hmm. Who said he is. No I didn't give him life. What's it like?
Me:
forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
bye
God:
Goodbye.
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Posted: 2007-03-30 14:29:47
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