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axxxr Posts: > 500



A QUICK-THINKING policeman caught a stupid robber by calling him on the mobile he had just stolen.

Detective Sergeant Dave Keegan pretended to be a friend of dozy Christopher Croston and talked him into the arms of waiting officers with a series of calls.

Det Sgt Keegan knew he had got his man when Croston started their final conversation: "Hiya mate. I can’t talk right now. I’m with the bizzies."

The 24-year-old had smashed his way into the security booth at Bootle’s Rolls- Royce complex in January, attacked a guard and stole his phone and car.

It was the second time Croston, of Chester Avenue, Netherton, had raided the site that month.

He is now serving six-and-a-half years in jail for robbery, while Det Sgt Keegan has been given a commendation by his chief constable.

When the detective of 26 years’ experience arrived at the robbery scene he tried the guard’s mobile and it was answered.

He said: "I knew who it was and pretended to be the victim and said I was from the same estate as him.

"I threw in a few local landmarks and soon he was telling me he knew me under my false name and he was sorry because he would never rob from one of his own.

"He and his accomplice were so drunk they crashed the guard’s car and decided to get a train to Liverpool. They got the wrong train and ended up heading to Southport."

Det Sgt Keegan kept up with the progress of his new "friend" in more conversations before directing colleagues to arrest him at Hillside station in the town.

"Using what he told me, I directed the officers to him and when they had him I was asked to ring the phone one last time.

"Croston picked up and said ‘Hiya mate. I can’t talk right now. I’m with the bizzies.’ We knew then we had the right man."

Chief Constable Bernard Hogan-Howe said: "This was a fantastic piece of work."

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Posted: 2007-06-22 22:23:04
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belialwafu Posts: > 500

thats one stupid robber....i would just turn the fone off
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Posted: 2007-06-23 01:20:06
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axxxr Posts: > 500

Well there is no shortage of stupid people in this world!


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Posted: 2007-06-23 12:18:27
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$herry Posts: 478

The first thing robbers do here is take the sim card out and return it to the owner or throw it away...what a buffoon..
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Posted: 2007-06-23 12:44:20
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BBS Posts: 202


On 2007-06-23 01:20:06, belialwafu wrote:
thats one stupid robber....i would just turn the fone off


You are qualified to be an excellent robber!
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Posted: 2007-06-23 12:56:10
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belialwafu Posts: > 500


On 2007-06-23 12:56:10, BBS wrote:

On 2007-06-23 01:20:06, belialwafu wrote:
thats one stupid robber....i would just turn the fone off


You are qualified to be an excellent robber!

yes thank you I would be gladly to stealing your fones...
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Posted: 2007-06-23 13:01:07
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umerhayat Posts: 285

What a looser.

This message was posted from a W810i
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Posted: 2007-06-23 13:42:20
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KingBooker5 Posts: > 500

I think hes a dum theif for stealing the phone. (looks like a chav aswell)
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Posted: 2007-06-23 14:15:34
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