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9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know
where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch
when I ask where the toilet is?
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the
channel manually.
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is.
Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do
this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that? ". No Loser, I
paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a
choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before, it couldn't be new.
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:05:59
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what has it do to with pk? i dotn really get this...
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:09:33
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peter kay is a comedian, i assume he said these things
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:13:14
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@boba
Peter Kay is a British Comedian from the same county as our very own Esato PK. In fact, this particular one is such an admirer of our own Esato Peter Kay, he named himself after him.
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:17:31
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You are correct lol, got them off an email just now from work.
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:17:38
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aha, ok... thx
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:28:30
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@mosdelln
I pasted some more in the jokes thread
here.
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:30:45
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Ill post some then.....
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Posted: 2007-08-01 10:32:20
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Stop pasting my jokes
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Posted: 2007-08-01 11:19:14
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The one thing I REALLY hate ...
My dad has a shop and I often help him out if he is short staffed.
People that come in, walk round talking on their mobile phones and then buy something without so much as a please or thankyou because they are too engrossed in their conversation.
To me that is the height of bad manners and if I could have afforded the £300 or so it costs to buy one of those mobile phone zappers that cut you off at the touch of a button I would have.
So when you next go shopping just think of that if you are on the phone.
Anyway .. sorry to hijack your thread .. just makes me SO MAD.
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Posted: 2007-08-01 11:35:26
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