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goldenface Posts: > 500

I honestly don't know how anyone can keep a straight face ordering from this menu. Some of the dishes sound highly suspect.

Hilarious nevertheless.

May I take your Order
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Posted: 2007-09-01 16:27:58
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

That has got to be fake! It's just far too funny to be real
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Posted: 2007-09-01 18:58:02
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goldenface Posts: > 500

I had a sore neck from laughing.

Apparently, the English translations are not done by human but by a machine - which is why they are so far out.

It has also been reported on BBCNews that these will have to be changed before the Beijing Olympics. Some of the food sounds horrifying.
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Posted: 2007-09-01 20:25:19
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Alexandra Posts: > 500


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Posted: 2007-09-02 01:09:11
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goldenface Posts: > 500

Some more appetizers:


Dumpling stuffed with the ovary and digestive glands of a crab.
From a menu in China.

Three cute prawns suntanning on the rice.

Children soup.
From a menu in India.

Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
From a menu in India.

Boys style little chickens.
From a menu in Barcelona.

Pork with fresh garbage.
From a menu in Vietnam.

Dreaded veal cutlet with potatoes in cream.
From a menu in China.

Strawberry crap.
From a menu in Japan.

Teppan Yaki - Before Your Cooked Right Eyes.
From a menu in Japan.

Intestines of crab.
Describing a Dim sum plate on a menu in China.

We serve dead shrimp on vegetables with a smile.
Chinese restaurant.

“Sliced Children with broccoli…”

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Posted: 2007-09-19 16:18:52
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Cycovision Posts: > 500

I absolutely love these!

Deep Fried Fingers of my Lady.
From a menu in India.


I've actually seen similar ones to this in India, a couple of them were quite rude as you can probably imagine!
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Posted: 2007-09-19 16:26:35
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masseur Posts: > 500

perhaps time to remind people of the Japanese site: Engrish
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Posted: 2007-09-19 16:28:28
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