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I spilt my water on the bus seat yesterday, I had my bottle on the seat next to me. The bus went over a traffic calming bump sending the bottle over, I picked it up and moved back 2 rows for the rest of the journey. Then some chavie teenager got in, crap music blareing from his phone and plonked his butt straight in the wet patch. This amused me to the point where I was almost laughing out loud, especially when he worked out his seat was wet. What was going through this kid's head at the time is anybodys guess, but my guess is that he was thinking of grannie's with no bladder control.
Anyone else have any public transport funnies?
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Posted: 2007-09-02 23:10:55
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He he.
I was sat on the tube one hot summers day and took out some deoderant to spray under my arm. Unfortunately I missed and sprayed the guy next to me on the side of the face. Then the woman opposite began smirking and I couldn't stop myself from smiling and had to look the other way incase he seen me.
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Posted: 2007-09-02 23:20:45
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LOL didn't he get off the seat?
I used the buses most of the day Friday
My phone has a really fun sms tone "a whistle and woman shouting taxi"
I got a text message on the way to my mates and the whistle
was loud this woman said who's that? made me laugh..
on the next bus it just kept on going off alot of people kept turning round and looking
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Posted: 2007-09-03 02:38:51
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lmao @miss uk. I was in a bus just yesterday from church. My ringing volume was so loud and suddenly a call came in.The tone had all kinds of horrible insults. Everyone turned back and I was so embarassed that I got off 5 kilometres befrore mz station.
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Posted: 2007-09-03 06:28:28
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Ha ha I bet that was funny.
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Posted: 2007-09-03 09:02:10
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Back in the good old college days, Me and a group of lads used to accomodate the top deck. And on one trip to college found that we could change the bus number from upstairs. So the number 11 service became...
12 (another line which is a completely different route)
Out of service
Driver under instruction
The bus driver didn't think it was funny
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Posted: 2007-09-03 14:56:41
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lol didn't the driver pick-up any punters when you changed the No.?
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Posted: 2007-09-03 17:00:15
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well, one of the stagecoach busses the doors fly open very fast, well i got my hand caught between the door and the wall. my exact words were: YAWWWWWWWWW
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Posted: 2007-09-03 17:09:22
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more like OUUUCCCCHHHHHHYYYYY to me
where you hurt and scrapes ?
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Posted: 2007-09-03 17:56:53
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again today my phone made a few people turn around it's so funny that sms tone
anymore funnys guys?
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Posted: 2007-09-15 01:26:32
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