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Thought it be a laugh to find out how wild our esato members do when they have had a few to many?
Il start us off with one of my most recents: bought a 30ft bouncy castle online and scheduled it to be set up on the road outside my house (a main road lol)
Remember kids, drinking isn't cool and I don't condole it lol
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Posted: 2008-02-19 11:52:51
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am i invited?
ok, i bought about 10 CD-r drives back in the day after a night out on the razzle! needless to say i dont use ebay after a night out now........
oh, and the morning after i tend to do my main spending.... bought me a cinema system with my entire student loan one semester...... and then bought speakers for £600 off ebay in another 'morning after'.......
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Posted: 2008-02-19 11:58:33
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After a heavy session around town I sat texting myself to and from the same phone asking for a lift home as I was too pissed to walk! I agreed to come and pick myself up and then sat waiting for myself to turn up for nearly an hour, after which I text myself back calling me every name under the sun and threatened violence the next we met and walked home in a really bad mood!!
The next afternoon when I awoke I checked my phone cracked out laughing and thought to myself no way I didn't know you could text yourself!
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:00:12
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@nanu!
omg, you flid! hahahahahahaha
good show!
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:06:18
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nanu that is awesome LMFAO
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:07:29
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this man is weird
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:13:03
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I actually fell in the local canal after consuming too much alcohol in my 20s, thank goodness my 2 cohorts were not too sloshed to help drag me out
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:21:39
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woooop! that reminds me... i went to Lourdes when i was about 16 on a pillrimage (i went to a catholic school) and i thought i was a ace swimmer and could swim the oppersite way up the river (it was flipping running fast)..... i almost drowned and luckily got 'beached' in the middle...... god, that scares me to even look back.... yes i was intoxicated.....
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:23:29
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When I was 17 i woke up on top of a bus shelter
Pee'd up a chip shop window (without realising) I looked up and folk were covering their childrens eyes.
Changed my name by deed poll to Craig Basterfield
Stole a giant McFlurry from a lamp post outside McDonalds, my mum made me return it - so embarrassing
shat in a wheelie bin
Ate 4 tins of dog food and promptly barfed
Stole my mates motor and ran folk home for a fiver a go - i nearly got a kicking from the taxi drivers when i pulled up to the taxi rank!
Went to the pub in my sisters dress
Loads more, used to be a bit zany with the drink. Oh god, i shouldn't be allowed to drink. Calmed down a bit now tho, thank God!
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Posted: 2008-02-19 12:54:12
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^^^^^ hahahahaha
ahahahahahah^^^^^
good show meths!
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Posted: 2008-02-19 13:12:24
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