Well, we've just found our dream handset - the Toshiba-made 815T PB from Japanese mobile phone operator SoftBank.
Created to mark the launch of a Japanese TV show, they're real 3G phones with QVGA screens and 3.2MP cameras but come complete with kit to turn 'em into the robo-phones you see before you.
Please, please, if we're reeally good, can these launch in the UK?