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juniji Posts: 116

Dear Deena,

What a beautiful handset you have been. I'm not fond of the whole slider thing, but you've changed my mind. You are certainly an upgrade from Laura. She was nice, but nothing special. You are solid, easy to use and you get many compliments from my friends. I love the little yellow stripe on the back.

Everything was great my love. Until your music started cutting out! I first blamed my HBH-DS980 Bluetooth headset (breaking up with her too over battery life), but you seemed to cut out even while your beautiful speakers and great sound was filling my bedroom.

I tried to blame my Sony M2. I tried to blame by SanDisk M2. To no avail. You cutout no matter what. I've found a few blogs on estato about your sisters cutting out too.

Too bad about you Deena. What a girl you could have been. I wonder if I can send you to rehab and download some firmware that wasn't designed by Scandinavians who only work 10 months out of the year.

Oh well. Goodbye my love.
Juniji

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Posted: 2008-08-16 19:00:21
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totalgsm Posts: > 500

lol well composed. You can be a good poet i guess
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Posted: 2008-08-16 19:19:38
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Brightspark Posts: 326

it sounds like the eternal downtrodden doormat with a cheap tart of a girlfiend who keeps on crapping on him.
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Posted: 2008-08-16 19:33:32
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juniji Posts: 116

I love that! My new website:

eternaldowntroddendoormat.com


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Posted: 2008-08-16 20:45:44
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carkitter Posts: > 500

Well, since you're on the rebound, any new 'ladies' taken your fancy?
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Posted: 2008-08-17 01:35:56
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NightBlade Posts: > 500

You know, a firmware update could have fixed that.
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Posted: 2008-08-17 01:45:45
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juniji Posts: 116


On 2008-08-17 01:35:56, carkitter wrote:
Well, since you're on the rebound, any new 'ladies' taken your fancy?



I'm looking at that hot little award winning Shinobu, but she doesn't have the Scandinavian body of Deena. Maybe a FW upload will fix the old broad.
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Posted: 2008-08-17 06:09:40
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max_wedge Posts: > 500

If you've developed an attraction to sliders, why not check out that little hottie W910? She's got everthing you want except a decent camera, but a big chunky camera is too masculine for a petite little thing like the W910 anyway.

She'll give you head (phone) bliss for hours on end without stopping for a breather. And when your ears are sore from hours of fondling by her soft hpm-70 buds, let her massage you to sleep with cable free A2DP streaming.

She'll lift her dress and expose her keypad to you with the slightest of a touch with your thumb, as eager to please as a horny scandinavian farm girl.

You can't have my girl, but she has lot's of sisters, all just as cute.


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Posted: 2008-08-17 08:25:06
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Muhammad-Oli Posts: > 500

@max_wedge: Shinobu = W910i so he's way ahead of ya mate.

The W910i is a lot better looking than the W760i in my opinion. And it may lack in specs in some areas, but in my opinion its worth it so long as you get a stable firmware. Probably the latest firmware.
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Posted: 2008-08-17 08:45:37
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max_wedge Posts: > 500

oops! oh well, great minds think alike eh?

Shinobu, cool, I always did have a thing for japanese girls!
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Posted: 2008-08-17 09:17:56
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