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ceaser2008 Posts: > 500



I read this in our local news-paper.

Explanation of different Marketing terms with the best example.

When you see a beautiful girl in the party.....

.... You straight away approach her and say, ' I am very rich person, will you marry me? ' Thats called Direct Marketing.

.... Your friend introduce yourself and say pointing towards you, ' He is very rich. Marry him. ' Thats called Advertising.

.... You take the girl's phone number and call her the next day saying, ' I am very rich. Will you marry me??'.... Thats called Tele-marketing

.... The girl approaches you and tells you, ' You are very rich. I want to marry you.'.... Thats called The Brand Recognization.

.... You ask the girl to marry you and she introduces you with her husband... Thats called Demand & Supply Gap.

.... Before you approach the girl, other rich man came in and tell her that he is very rich and ask her to marry him.... Thats called Competition In To Your Share Market.

.... You tell the girl that you are rich and ask her to marry you and she slap you on your face... Thats called Customer Feedback.


[ This Message was edited by: ceaser2008 on 2011-07-30 17:32 ]

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Posted: 2011-07-30 14:08:21
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tranced Posts: > 500

I just laughed so much when read this
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Posted: 2011-07-31 14:01:00
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Rookwise Posts: > 500

Those are good ones rotflmao
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Posted: 2011-07-31 16:55:00
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