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Did anyone do that thing at school where you think up the most painfull stuff imaginable? Well if u did then lets post them all up here, just for a laugh like
A couple i heard today were 'placing a wooden toothpick under the nail of your big toe then kicking a football as hard as you can' and 'biting down as hard as you can on a nailfile then having someone rip it out' super ouch baby! Looking forward to hearing yours!
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Posted: 2003-03-26 18:10:00
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A fanny with teeth.
super ouch.
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Posted: 2003-03-26 18:28:00
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biting a curb as you would with an apple, then someone slamming their foot down and your teeth go straight up into your brain
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Posted: 2003-03-26 19:00:00
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Using an industrial staple gun, staple a piece of fresh chilli pepper to your eyeball.
If you want a true one, I Amin(an awfull African ruler) once had his wifes legs sewn to where her arms should be & arms on where her legs go, luckily she did not survive the opperation, but as a treat for his prison gaurds he would let them promise a prisoner his freedom if he clubbed a cellmate to death with a wooden bat, but while he waited for his release after doing the deed what he suddenly found out was another prisoner would be given the same offer with him as the victim....and so on.
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Posted: 2003-03-26 19:26:00
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well, when they operated my leg at the air force hospital, they had to kut in "Z" shape, so that they could remove muscle tissue to test 4 carcerigenous cells...
The "Z" was about 10 to 12 centimeters on top and bottom and the diagonal was about 20 cm...
the operation lasted 4 about 2 and a half hours and i winded up waking in the elevator... 3 minutes later i was in my room SCREAMING with pain in such a tone that people in buildings close by heard it. the nurse gave me a dose of tranquilizer so strong, that i sleeped 16 hours straight...
when i woke up again i thought i had no leg...
the worst part is that 30 cm beneath the wound i had a nice drenating probe to suck out the blood... the tube came out of the leg almost in the back of the knee zone!
guess what happened when it was time to take it out...?
i couldn't scream on that one... i had no air in my lungs when he pulled it.
this was my personal experience... i've been operated many times in many hospitals (unfortunatly)... but none like this one...
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Posted: 2003-03-26 19:33:00
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@cyanx7, i once got hit by a car while on my motorcycle, i had a compound break of both lower leg bones & had a Hoffmans frame in it for ages,after a bone graph from bone taken from my hip it did eventuaally heal, i couldn't put wieght on it for 10mnths & now it is 15mm shorter.i do remember finding the limits of my pain threshold at times.
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Posted: 2003-03-26 19:45:00
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woah you guys have been seriously unlucky
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Posted: 2003-03-26 20:33:00
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No,i am a lucky person, my injuries were just natures way of slowing me down, i function normal in the limb department now & i love life, in fact its a fantastic time to be alive
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Posted: 2003-03-27 00:25:00
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sometimes it takes a punch to wake u up i guess.......
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Posted: 2003-03-27 03:03:00
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On 2003-03-26 19:00, jellyellie wrote:
biting a curb as you would with an apple, then someone slamming their foot down and your teeth go straight up into your brain
a very familliar scene, hmm wwere you in the movie american history X?
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Posted: 2003-03-27 03:12:00
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