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Okay guys listen up. I will start a story, u guys continue it ok?
Here goes ....
Once upon a time, there was this guy named Eric who liked to go bird watching. He liked to do so because he was ....
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he was an hysterical gay schmuck, who loved nature. watching birds was the way he had to get his repressed morale into shape for those anti natural sex acts he performed with every man that wanted to bust a nut in his posterior... so he started thinking... why shouldn't i become a professional... i could blow and f*ck for money... i do it all the time with everybody... so he puts on his fag make up and hair piece and hits the streets...
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Then one day eric the fag met another fag who liked performing such acts. Only thing is the new guy, Marcos, liked an element of danger when he did such things. So, he took a rope and shotgun and ...
Please feel free to continue the story. DON'T write "bump" here. That can be done in my thread or shithappens thread or wherever ...
NOTE: Please, don't KILL the story, make it as long as possible k ?
Let's see what comes out of this.
[ This Message was edited by: sanjeevjaya on 2003-04-07 12:03 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-03 06:32:00
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a nice big scaffolding pole. He tied the rope to the top of the pole and started dancing round it like a fairy. then Eric copied him so Marcos took the shotgun and...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 09:02:00
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i can't continue...
i don't know what a scaffolding pole is...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 12:41:00
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And then he said: Its time for the cum shoot! And he realizd the shootgunn was just a metafor for knob. And he drank the cum and started to feel a bit strange so he......
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...went to the doctor (a gaytrician) the next day to tell him about that cum drinking story, and the fact that he felt strange. so the doctor gave him his usual enema (at insistant request) and performed further testing. when the results came, there was no doubt... Eric was pregnant!...
take it from here people...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 13:41:00
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So Eric went to Marcos's house, there he saw..
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[ This Message was edited by: sanjeevjaya on 2003-04-19 11:10 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-03 14:14:00
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MARCO'S WIFE CLEANING UP... Marco was married... he could never be the proper father to Eric's son!!!! Washed in tears, Eric kicks Marco in the nuts and runs without recieving his pay...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 14:25:00
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and then he realizes that he is sensless and goes to the lowest kind of man hooring possible: Get knobed in the nose! Well after a sesion with one of his clients he feels the cum fludding out of his nose and mouth. So now he finaly is back to his sensess and decide to:..........
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Posted: 2003-04-03 18:30:00
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start over his life... his child can't see him coughing cum all the time... it's just not right... that's no way for a mother (father?... whatever!) to educate his prole... with easy sex money, eric thought... even if he fancyed giving head and taking it in the mouth, ass, ear and nose... it was time to start over... move to a land where decency and honesty would help educate the child... but where? CANADA he thought... "MONTREAL is the place of my dreams... Plus cold builds character!!!" and he could finally meet the man of his life, there... a true father for his child!!!!
he gathered all his dresses, vibrators, dominatrix gear and overall shit, packed it up, took a cab to the airport, blowed the taxidriver, and flew away, free of his moral guilt to MONTREAL... the place where he pictured his future and that of the child he carried in his stomach... After a few hours and 3 blowjobs to passengers and a handjob to the captain (he didn't like the size of eric's teeth) , he saw it ... MONTREAL... with her skyscrapers that looked like shiny dicks waiting to be blowed and shoved inside the darkest cavities of his body!!!
so white... so pure... The plane lands and...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 19:08:00
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[ This Message was edited by: sanjeevjaya on 2003-04-19 11:14 ]
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