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Si Ahmed ay isang high-ranking official sa korte ni Haring Akbar.
Matagal nang pinakamimithi ni Ahmed na pagsawaang madede ang malulusog na dibdib ng Reyna. Tuwing mapapadaan si Ahmed sa harapan ng Reyna ay gayon na lamang ang pagkasiphayo ng kanyang kalooban. Isang araw, ipinagtapat ni Ahmed ang kinikimkim niyang pagnanasa sa pangunahing tagapayo ng Hari, si Birbal. Umiiyak na nagmakaawa si Ahmed kay Birbal upang tulungan siya sa kanyang suliranin. Pinag-isipan ni Birbal ang bagay na iyon, at pumayag siyang tulungan si Ahmed sa kondisyon na kapag natupad ang ninanasa ni Ahmed ay babayaran siya ni Ahmed ng 1,000 gintong kuwalta. Agad na sumang-ayon si Ahmed. Humingi si Birbal kay Ahmed ng kalahating tasang laway nito. Isinangkap ni Birbal ang laway ni Ahmed sa mahiwagang losyon. Kinabukasan, habang naliligo ang Reyna,
ipinahid ni Birbal ang mahiwagang losyon sa bra nito. Matapos isuot
ng Reyna ang bra ay nagsimulang mangati ang mga suso nito. Habang nagtatagal ay lalong sumisidhi ang pangangati ng boobs ng Reyna, kaya ganoon na lamang ang pag-aalala ng Hari. Hindi makatulog ang Reyna dahil sa pangangati ng kanyang boobs, at syempre pa ay bwisit na bwisit ito. Kung sinu-sino ang kinunsulta ng Hari, kabilang si Birbal, at nagkaisa sila na ang makagagamot sa karamdaman ng Reyna ay isang espesyal na laway na kailangang ilagay sa loob nang apat
na oras. Isiniwalat ni Birbal na ang espesyal na laway ay matatagpuan
sa bibig ni Ahmed. Ipinatawag ni Haring Akbar si Ahmed, at inatasan itong dedehin nang apat na oras ang dibdib ng Reyna. Apat na oras na singkad na nagpapasasa si Ahmed sa suso ng Reyna na mistulang asong ulol. Dinilaan niya iyon, kinagat, pinisil-pisil, nilamas, nilamutak. Nakamit ni Ahmed ang matagal na niyang hinahangad. Pagkalipas ng apat na oras ay masayang-masaya si Ahmed. Nang magtagpo sila ni Birbal at sinisingil siya nito, tumangging magbayad si Ahmed at ipinagtabuyan niya si Birbal. Alam ni Ahmed na hindi makapagsusumbong si Birbal kay Haring Akbar. Minaliit ni Ahmed ang talino ni Birbal. Kinabukasan, ipinahid ni Birbal ang mahiwagang losyon sa underwear ni Haring Akbar. Muling ipinatawag ni Haring Akbar si
Ahmed...
Tuloy ko pa bang kuwento?
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Posted: 2003-05-20 12:59:00
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wala ka na namang magawa clark pero sige tatawa na rin ako
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Posted: 2003-05-20 13:12:00
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bwahahaha
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Posted: 2003-05-20 13:15:00
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Nice one clark, keep it coming :-D
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Posted: 2003-05-20 13:31:00
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@doc: tnx tom naman para d maubusan ng bala
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Posted: 2003-05-20 13:35:00
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clark anu na nman ba itu???? barker ka muna....... hehehehehehe
galaw2 ka bka ka mastroke kagaya ni zairak.....
peace!!!
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Posted: 2003-05-20 13:37:00
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This thread just came outta nowhere....
i guess it must be 'real' garbage!
Anyway I could only understand one post anyway: 'bwahahaha' by Lopio......
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Posted: 2003-05-20 21:41:00
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how did they make a new post here? you cant create new topics.. maybe it was real garbage and laffen put it here.. well.. we welcome you to our section of this forum!
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Posted: 2003-05-20 23:42:00
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@nocturnalchipmunk: tnx!!!! maybe our asian moderator transferred it here before it was posted under asia pacific since its contents are more jokes that why it's suited on this index
and u can't create directly a new thread under garbage.
Mabuhay tayong mga Pilipino!!!
This is a true incident:
A 70 year old 'lolo' from the province was accompanied by a grandson
to the US Embassy in Manila for his VISA interview. The lolo spoke
not a word of English so the grandson translated for him.The consul
told the young man to ask his grandfather why he wanted to go to
the States. "Bakit daw ho ninyo gustong pumunta sa Amerika?"
the grandson translated. "Sabihim mo gusto kong makita yung mga
anak ko doon." "He said he wants to see his children there."
Fair enough, that's what the lolo's application indicated.
The consul had another question. "Ask him why does he have to go
there? Why can't his children just come and visit him here?"
The grandson translated this in Tagalog.
Lolo replied: "Sabihin mo kasi dito pinanganak yung mga
anak ko. Nakita na nila and Pilipinas. Gusto ko namang makita ang
Amerika bago ako mamatay." (Translation: "Tell him, my children
were born here. They've seen the Philippines already. I just want
to see America before I die.")
The heartless consul was unimpressed as he declared, devoid of any
emotion, that he was rejecting the visa application because the
applicant was unable to speak a word of English.
"Reject daw yung visa ninyo kasi hindi daw kayo marunong mag-Ingles."
The lolo was equally unimpressed. "Sabihin mo ito sa kanya at huwag
mong papalitan ang sasabihin ko. P_____ ina niya, bakit siya nandidito
eh hindi naman siya marunong mag-Tagalog."
Translated: "He said- you son of a bitch, how come you are here...
you do not know how to speak in Tagalog."
Taken aback, sense of humor still intact, the consul relented and
approved lolo's visa application in pronto.
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Posted: 2003-05-21 05:42:00
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haha these guys are hilarious!! (what are they saying?
)
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Posted: 2003-05-21 06:21:00
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