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This is good!
In a third world country it cost 22 cents a day to feed someone. The same price of this SMS. Send this SMS to 7 other people and starve the person for a week!
Sorry but had to tell ya!!
Have you any funny ones!
[ This Message was edited by: tranquil on 2003-08-20 08:07 ]
[ This Message was edited by: masseur on 2005-01-18 13:55 ]
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Posted: 2003-08-19 21:13:55
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And how was that funny?... Heres funny....
Conversation b/w an immigration official and a potential immigrant at an airport in Austrlia...
Officer: We don't seem to have your police record in your documents
Immigrant: Didn't know we still needed one.
Maybe not so funny, but still way better than ur shit.
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Posted: 2003-08-19 21:35:03
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On 2003-08-19 21:35:03, RizSher wrote:
And how was that funny?... Heres funny....
Conversation b/w an immigration official and a potential immigrant at an airport in Austrlia...
Officer: We don't seem to have your police record in your documents
Immigrant: Didn't know we still needed one.
Maybe not so funny, but still way better than ur shit.
First of all you spelt your own country wrong!(cheap stab!)
Second! I must be real dum or that arnt funny cause I dont see the funny bit!
Please explain!(Now this is funny! I went out with miss hanson's daughter for about a week!)
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Posted: 2003-08-19 21:45:57
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On 2003-08-19 21:13:55, P800_Zen_master wrote:
In a third world country it cost 22 cents a day to feed someone. The same price of this SMS. Send this SMS to 7 other people and starve the cunt for a week!
I get the occasional joke SMS. One I got recently was :
"You got sex appeal, you got style. You got intelligence and sexy smile. You got the face, you got the body. I GOT THE WRONG F**KING NUMBER! SORRY..."
The rest I've got are pretty bad actually.
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Posted: 2003-08-20 00:52:02
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On 2003-08-19 21:45:57, P800_Zen_master wrote:
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On 2003-08-19 21:35:03, RizSher wrote:
And how was that funny?... Heres funny....
Conversation b/w an immigration official and a potential immigrant at an airport in Austrlia...
Officer: We don't seem to have your police record in your documents
Immigrant: Didn't know we still needed one.
Maybe not so funny, but still way better than ur shit.
First of all you spelt your own country wrong!(cheap stab!)
Second! I must be real dum or that arnt funny cause I dont see the funny bit!
Please explain!(Now this is funny! I went out with miss hanson's daughter for about a week!)
And you to
P800_Zen_master
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It's Australia...DUUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: 2003-08-20 00:56:22
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so...
a girl asks her teacher,
"can you get pregnant by being done in the ass?"
the teacher stands back in astonishment and says
"of course you can, where you recon scousers come from?!"
(english joke me thinks)
And on that P800 forum thread... how do you take the flip off??? hee hee
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Posted: 2003-08-20 02:15:16
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ROFLMAO
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Posted: 2003-08-20 04:23:15
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ha!ha! Class
This message was posted from a WAP device
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Posted: 2003-08-20 06:07:48
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Question : What does blode's left leg says to the right one ??
Answer : Nothing , Coz they have never meet ...!
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Posted: 2003-08-20 08:29:24
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how much is 22 austrailian dollar in euro?
btw its a good one, i like it, here we don't care much for 3the countrys (but for some odd reason or goverment does).
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Posted: 2003-08-20 08:34:33
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