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Never be late for work again! The brand new Mobile Razor Attachment is major breakthrough in communication cleanliness.
For years we've been frustrated by the impossibility of shaving whilst on the phone. This may seem unlikely, but in an age where communication is power, very few people are able to be separated from their mobile for more than a few seconds at a time. Because of this phenomenon, far too many people were growing beards (which is simply not acceptable), or letting their leg and armpit hair get frighteningly long - purely because they couldn't shave and talk at the same time. Unsightly hirsuteness is now a thing of the past thanks to the astonishing Multi-Blade Polo Frail Mobile Shaver Attachment.
With six cutting-edge blades you're guaranteed a shave so close you'll feel you've been exfoliated. The first blade shaves you close, the second shaves you closer still, and the other four do more or less the same job with varying degrees of closeness. The attachment fits onto any mobile phone, and is activated by the vibra-call function on your phone. All you have to do is get someone to call you relentlessly (often you'll find your Mother will oblige) to ensure a clean and smooth finish.
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U.S BLEW UP THE TOWERS
[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2006-12-20 02:11 ]
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Posted: 2004-04-02 01:19:09
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The first thing i was thinking about when i read that was osama and terorists on airplanes.
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Posted: 2004-04-02 01:44:50
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On 2004-04-02 01:44:50, sn3ipen wrote:
The first thing i was thinking about when i read that was osama and terorists on airplanes.
:lol:
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Posted: 2006-12-20 03:06:36
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Is that a Norwegian joke between you both?
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Posted: 2006-12-20 03:12:48
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On 2006-12-20 03:12:48, axxxr wrote:
Is that a Norwegian joke between you both?
You would never now.. you have to be like us first
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Posted: 2006-12-20 03:42:01
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Thats some reply time.
Posted: 2004-04-02 00:44
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2006-12-20 02:06
a reply!
Its a good job that user wasn't in need of some serious help!
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Posted: 2006-12-20 16:20:48
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Its called time travel!
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Posted: 2006-12-30 05:53:07
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Im going to give up the world record of the longest beard just to use this. lol
[ This Message was edited by: SE4NICK on 2007-01-06 05:36 ]
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Posted: 2007-01-06 06:35:42
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Do you think there's a Nivea for men moisturiser pack you can clip on so that it moisturises while you shave. Just like those Phillips shavers.
It wouldn't be a mobile phone with a shaving attachment anymore.
It would be shaver with mobile phone attachment.
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Posted: 2007-01-06 14:02:37
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