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axxxr Posts: > 500

BREAKING FAKE NEWS: A spy has gained access to a confidential letter from Nokia's Chief Executive Officer detailing how, in some cases (particularly if the user is especially gullible or easy suggestible), Nokia phones can release a burst of electromagnetic energy, causing heart failure, brain hemorrhaging, and in some cases Instant Death Syndrome. In the letter, CEO Jorma Ollila makes it clear that the problem is well known, and the "loss of life is an acceptable risk we must face in order to sell our products."




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[ This Message was edited by: axxxr on 2004-07-21 05:31 ]
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:17:01
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batesie Posts: > 500

nice letter

instant death syndrome. we've all got that
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:21:00
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BobaFett Posts: > 500

So a nokia is the best for an enemy of mine? This message was posted from a T630
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:22:17
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rrojas260 Posts: > 500

Next time I see someone with a heart problem im blaming Nokia.
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:23:02
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*Jojo* Posts: > 500

I guess the problem will apply to all manufacturers, not only Nokia I should really bought that SE K700i back then . . .
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:25:00
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david1975 Posts: > 500

So i take it being fake news someone was bored and make up story still its a good one though This message was posted from a Nokia
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:29:06
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axxxr Posts: > 500

Quote:
On 2004-07-21 01:29:06, david1975 wrote:
So i take it being fake news someone was bored and make up story still its a good one though

Thats was the whole idea!


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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:31:56
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david1975 Posts: > 500

I do know that i was just saying how good it was im not brain dead you know This message was posted from a Nokia
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:36:21
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axxxr Posts: > 500

Touchy aren;t we! ...just having a laugh david!
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:37:47
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david1975 Posts: > 500

I know its cool im just tired thats all This message was posted from a Nokia
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Posted: 2004-07-21 01:43:36
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