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He's feeling a little down today, so its our duty to cheer him up. Here's a poem i composed:
There once was a man from Newcastle,
Who tied up a shit in a parcel.
He sent it to Spain,
With a note to explain,
That it came from his grandmothers' arsell.
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Posted: 2004-09-02 15:02:44
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@methylated_spirit - What's the reason mate
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Posted: 2004-09-02 15:19:16
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What is wrong with mince-inside?
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Chain game![ This Message was edited by: energetic on 2004-09-02 14:23 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-02 15:21:46
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Work is too busy
And I'm all of a tizzy
My Lawyer has warned me
of a pending 'financal catastrophe'
Funny I thought that was the job of my accountant!
PS not very good at limericks
Thanks for the thread - very astute young Jedi @meths
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Dream Job[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-09-02 14:34 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-02 15:32:38
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@mince-inside -
Maybe you are just
Worried 'bout the buzz
Don't let this get into you
As we have a frind here in the name of @scotsboyu -(k)
I know he can help you here
With your pending crisis he will adhere
Just don't forget to pay him his talent fee
As he will not let you scot(sboyuk)-free!
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Posted: 2004-09-02 15:56:49
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There was a young Scot named Mcphee
Who got stung in the balls by a bee
He made oodles of money
By oozing pure honey
Each time he attempted to pee.
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Posted: 2004-09-02 16:01:24
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Old mrs hubbard
went to her cupboard
to fetch the old dog a bone.
when she bent over,
old rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
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Posted: 2004-09-02 16:28:14
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There was an old man from Bengal,
who was invited to a masquerade ball.
Arrayed like a tree,
he failed to forsee,
his abuse by the dogs in the hall.
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Posted: 2004-09-02 16:30:07
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A joke dedicated to mince-inside to keep a smile-inside him.
One night a thief decided to enter a house to rob. As he was searching the place with his search light for some goodies a voice is heard:
"Jesus is watching and he's going to punish you!"
The thief stalls for a second and turns around but he see nothing, so he continues his search.
The voice is heard again:
"Jesus is watching and he's going to punish you!"
He turns suddenly and decides to turn on the lights in order to find out what is going on. As soon as he turns the lights on, he sees a parrot looking at him.
The thief asks the parrot:
"Did you said that?"
"Of course!", the parrot says.
The thief asks him: "What is your name?"
"Homer", the parrot replys.
The thief asks him: "What kind of a name is that for a parrot?"
"Why? Is the name Jesus a good name for a Doberman?", said the parrot!
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Posted: 2004-09-02 16:48:47
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A German Shepard and Poodle sitting in the vets
German Shepard: Why do you look so down??
Poodle: I'm here for castration
German Shepard: Why?
Poodle: Well, I jumped the fence and gave Fifi the Poodle next door a good seeing to.
German Shepard: Good on ya mate!
Poodle: Why are you here?
German Shepard: Well, my mistress came down stairs last Sunday morning in JUST a tiny T-shirt and as the bent over with my water bowl I just could not help myself…
Poodle: Ah, so you're also here for castration?
German Shepard: No, just my nails to be clipped
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Posted: 2004-09-02 17:02:06
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