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No this is not a cookery thread but a point of reference for advice from the wise old, sage like, Uncle Mince and Uncle Meths. We get a lot of PMs asking for our wise words on day to day life problems and decisions so in order to reduce our work load I thought I'd start this thread so the wonderful search engine on Esato can help you all in the future. Simply continue the PMs if you prefer to keep your anonymity (which we will always respect) or post direct on this thread.
A common one Meths and I discuss I will use as our first example
Case 1 - P900 owner with the secretary dilemma
I have had my own secretary of 3 months and she is really hot and we commonly work late at night. I know she's single and she flirts like mad with me. I'm married what shall I do?
M&M's Answer
Ahh the age old scenario of power being so attractive, what I always advise is play it safe. Enable BlueTooth on your P900 and set your Visible name to 'The Big Boss', make sure your secretary has a BlueTooth phone and now, as a married man, she can BJ you when ever she gets the urge.
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[ This Message was edited by: mince-inside on 2004-09-15 18:56 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-02 22:47:22
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Should i stop my drinking hooking up with girls and other acts of debauchery?
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Posted: 2004-09-02 22:50:36
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this reminds me of switchbitch's
Answers to all questions here
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Posted: 2004-09-02 22:53:40
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I like my uncles better! Lol
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Posted: 2004-09-02 22:56:52
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@mince and meths
Are you two actually the same person?
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Posted: 2004-09-02 23:00:36
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Dear M&M,
i have this strange rash on my back, it stinks and has a family of gnats living in harmony. can u have a look at it please?
thanks
sore soul.
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Posted: 2004-09-03 04:10:52
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Oh that looks like AIDS to me. ( Accidentally Initiated Dumbness Syndrome ) :-D
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Posted: 2004-09-03 04:17:03
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You two clowns, you are no match for the great switchbitch fountain of knowledge.
Yea i know who you two jakeys are, youre Ben Doon and Phil McAvity. You think youre clever little punks dont ya?? Well i wrote the book so step off before i have to turn your heads into lima beans and flick em off your shoulders!
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Posted: 2004-09-03 04:45:16
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thanks whiz!
(btw, latest scores
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Question 2.
i need a quick cure for hangover.
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Posted: 2004-09-03 05:41:51
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Gatorade
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Posted: 2004-09-03 05:48:09
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