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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down ... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one".
She went completely ballistic. "You impotent b*st*rd," she screamed at him,"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly
"I'LL EXPLAIN THE TOY........."YOU EXPLAIN THE KIDS"
Sorry for it being told soo badly.
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[ This Message was edited by: Lynx69 on 2004-09-23 22:17 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:12:23
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... Old joke
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:16:24
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... young poster
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:17:18
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Damn!
@kim Your 17, you shouldnt have read it
[EDIT] Sorry but i got this in an email a long time ago and i was reading back on ma emails and saw it so i had to post it
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[ This Message was edited by: Lynx69 on 2004-09-23 22:19 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:17:34
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good joke,
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:17:39
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very interesting joke,really
sure this is not my problem - mean these kids
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[ This Message was edited by: boto43 on 2004-09-23 22:45 ]
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Posted: 2004-09-23 23:36:39
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hehehe hehehe
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Posted: 2004-09-24 00:23:13
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just a friendly reminder that the jokes thread is
here
thanks!
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Posted: 2004-09-24 00:25:53
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