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My life is full of memorable soundbytes which i remember because they are so memorable. Im going to post one of them, with an explanation, every so often, in an effort to immortalise my unique wisdom, values and morals.
Ill start with the 2 which are in my head right now.
1. "You can't respect someone who kisses your ass."
-Quote from a movie, the name of which escapes me.
Meaning: It's self explanatory, if someone kisses your ass too much you quickly lose respect for them. This is especially true in a relationship.
2. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
-Quote taken from a sign behind the bar at the Uplander Hotel, Rossland, BC Canada.
Meaning: Drunken jibberish, but it sounds funny.
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Posted: 2004-09-26 16:40:28
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One that I think is quite true is the one in my signature, the Edward Burke one.
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Posted: 2004-09-26 18:09:58
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'I take both Prozac and Viagra at the same time. If I can't get it up, I don't care!' :-D
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Posted: 2004-09-26 18:21:44
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"Guns don't kill people-People kill people" from Romeo Must die....pretty self explanitory.
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Posted: 2004-09-26 18:26:37
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.....or "guns don't kill people, rappers do" - Goldie Looking Chain
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Posted: 2004-09-26 18:30:28
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My all time fav
"Ask not what your country can do for you,but what you can do for your country"
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Posted: 2004-09-26 19:02:03
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3. "Up the bum no babies!"
-Quote often heard from a drunken Stephen Onuwangamutu Puletaha, a nuean friend of mine and previous work colleague in New Zealand. This quote originated from a bald, toothless West Aucklandar we know only as "Shane".
Meaning: Duh!
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Posted: 2004-09-27 16:15:10
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One up the bum, no harm done.
He who hesitates masturbates.
Read my lips: No More Taxes.
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Posted: 2004-09-27 16:47:26
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"why you want my personal??"
my high school teacher when one of the guys asked if he was married
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Posted: 2004-09-28 10:12:36
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"What do you look at me, cadet?, do you want a picture of me naked?, only my wife, my kids and my maid are allowed to see me naked..." Quote from 'The City and the Dogs" from Mario Vargas Llosa.
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Posted: 2004-09-29 02:37:35
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