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Post your limericks here! Dirty, clean, whatever, but no rascist ones!
The duchess when pouring the tea
Once asked "do you fart when you pee?"
I replied with some wit
"Do you belch when you shit?"
And i think that was one up to me!
There was a young lady whose joys
Were achieved with incomparable poise
She could achieve an orgasm
With scarcely a spasm
She could fart without making a noise.
There was a young man from Newcastle
Who tied up a shit in a parcel
He sent it to Spain
With a note to explain
That it came from his grandmothers arsell!
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:05:04
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:08:18
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That's not a furking limerrick??
[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2004-11-19 19:09 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:09:07
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The threads been ruined already! Thanks!
Welcome to Esato
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:09:40
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Well Meths yours were pretty funny... The only limmericks i remember are crap ones...
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:11:05
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Who cares, just post 'em
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:11:45
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There was a young lady called Alice
Who pee'd in a catholic chalice
The padre agreed
'Twas done out of need
And not out of protestant malice
On a picnic a Scot named McPhee
Got stung in the balls by a bee
He made oodles of money
By oozing pure honey
Each time he attempted too pee!
Said a printer pretending to wit
"There are certain bad words we omit
It would sully our art
To print the word f***
And we never, but never, say s***"
The Rajah of Afghanistan
Imported a Birmingham can
Which he set as a throne
On a great Buddha stone
But he crapped out of doors like a man
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[ This Message was edited by: methylated_spirit on 2004-11-19 19:16 ]
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Old mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own
There was a man from Ghent
Who had a penis so long it bent
It was so much trouble
That he kept it double
And instead of coming he went.
There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".
And a personal favorite...
There once was a girl named Madonna
To all the boys she'd ask "Do yo wanna?"
Warren Beatty said no,
called her a "HO"
Now she cries and smokes marijuana.
[ This Message was edited by: Burgaz on 2004-11-19 19:24 ]
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:20:28
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A flea and a fly in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "let us flee!"
"Let us fly!" said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:23:42
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There once was a man from Bel Air,
Who was doing his girl on the stair.
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
There once was a man from Madrass
Who's balls were constructed of brass
When jangled together
They played stormy weather
And lightening shot out of his ass!
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c**t I would f**k it!"
The once was a young girl from Norway
Who hung by her feet from the doorway;
Which worked out quite well,
'Cause when you rang her bell,
It actually turned out to be foreplay!
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