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SIGNS THAT MAY LEAD TO MISUNDERSTANDING. OR, MAY NOT!
In a restroom:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT
GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR
FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In another office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE
DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR
WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR (WHO?)
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE
1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)
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Posted: 2004-12-29 10:59:48
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Of course ...
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Posted: 2004-12-29 11:26:56
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Posted: 2004-12-29 11:38:03
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Oh no the copy and paste of the typical junk jokes of hotmail .... there is a joke section on esato !
Edit: wel seems that he removed the post ...
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K700 - T610 themes site[ This Message was edited by: Jim on 2004-12-29 11:19 ]
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Posted: 2004-12-29 12:14:18
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It was fun anyway
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Posted: 2004-12-29 13:44:58
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Hey Uni long time no see
How are you ?
Threadjacking but it's garbage anyway
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Posted: 2004-12-29 15:45:20
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