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...seriously.
Ok, so here's a little story about what happened to me a few weeks ago at the nightclub.
I was minding my own business talking about power drifting to a racing buddy when I decided I'd pull out my P910i and show him VRally. Naturally he was impressed - but a couple of chicks who were sitting behind and above us must have seen the screen.
One of them came wandering down and approached me by asking for a ciggie and promptly sat down in between myself and my friend to began ooooing and ahhhing at my phone. Naturally I went into hotshot mode saying how awesome this phone is and how when I bought it it was likely the first to be imported to the country (Australia - we are faaarrr behind). This sparked many hours of conversation (not all about the phone mind you), as she started flirting more noticably I thought "sure why not show her that application stored in the 'unfiled' menu".
So I go "hey check this action out" - and turned on the Kama Sutra guide that I downloaded from a website (can't remember where - isn't free though).
Well, needless to say this made quite an impact on her and we've been F*** Buddies for a fortnight now.
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Posted: 2005-03-18 00:50:31
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Well done old chap. i must admit that the second date that I went on with my girlfriend of over ayear now, was spent watching simpsons episodes on my P800.
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Posted: 2005-03-18 00:54:26
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The girls starts to get horny on good phones, until now this was a case just a good cars :-)
Must get a P-series ;-)
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:01:24
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I forgot to add this:
It either happened because of my P910i
OR
The fact I'm the Promotions Manager at the nightclub.
Either way heres a shoddy drunken picture of her in PJs - nothing rude boys.
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:02:28
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wow, and I thought you were going to tell us about using the phone in the restroom with pr0n on it!

Nice job!
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:15:49
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On 2005-03-18 01:15:49, Kripto wrote:
wow, and I thought you were going to tell us about using the phone in the restroom with pr0n on it!

Nice job!
I was just reflecting on the title and was hoping that people wouldn't think that and not view it - or think I would go into the system tests and turn on the vibrate test
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:17:55
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I was expecting to read about some sort of mis-use of the vibrate function!
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:18:00
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hehehe... I have noticed it too... the girls are very interested in my P910i...
I have a one story of a girl who I hooked on my old P800 last summer..

But I donīt think Iīm gonna share it here.... It was just a one night stand... A good bed-shaking night
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Posted: 2005-03-18 01:32:34
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lol, you guys are amzing, we must have respect for fellow esotanians, and must not talk like they are a piece of nice meat hehehe

, lol i am only kidding please continue with these stories its kinda funny. i have to say though my girl hates mobile phones
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Posted: 2005-03-18 02:04:09
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only people that ever seem interested in my phone are men. Where do you find women that are son into technology? Please send them my way.
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Posted: 2005-03-18 02:13:27
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