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Hi All,
I've been reading posts on esato for almost an year now, and i have really liked some replies posted by certain members...very witty, funny and cracks you up...
Out of all, I liked this one the best So far... really takes the cake...
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On 2004-10-31 02:19:54, scotsboyuk wrote:
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I don't quite understand this obsession some people have with deriding SE because they release mobile phones that don't have 40 GB hard drives; processors capable of a teraflop; holographic displays; flux capacitors; teleporters; in-built toasters; washer-dryers; DVD players; particle accelerators; ray guns; fridges; desk lamps; microscopes; space capsules capable of atmospheric re-entry; guitars; hedge trimmers; luggage compartments; waffle makers; kennels for one's dog when one is away; lasers; orange peelers; enough RAM to run a marathon; scratchproof screens able to withstand a bullet; the abilty to transform into open top sports cars; bottles of orange squash for hot days; dinner suits for impromtu gala evenings out; cases made of the same material used for the space shuttle; cold fusion reactors and any number of other rediculous features.
SE make good quality mobiles, which include a number of excellent features. No manufacturer will ever make the perfect mobile, to say that this is a sign of a company being 'boring' is nonsense.
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2004-10-31 13:03 ]
...Thought i'd share it with those who were not fortunate enough to read it before..
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[ This Message was edited by: Oogamous on 2005-05-03 16:21 ]
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:03:33
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I think he overstretched the crack :-D i nominate sancher, k4 and gov :-)
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:08:38
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Bravo!! scot and thanks oogamooga.
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:09:21
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@ayush,
Maybe, but when i first read it when it was freshly posted, it was a perfectly apt reply to the thread which was begun by a guy saying SE is boring...This was a perfect way to say "there's never going to be a perfect phone, so stop whining"..
Though such threads keep on coming up again and again as to which is the best phone, i need phones with the best features, Se is boring, etc... Scots reply really stuck in my mind...
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:18:20
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Hehe, how about a couple of pachy's posts?
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:21:57
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It is pity that scot is no more part of SE.:-(
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:31:52
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I c oo ;-)
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Posted: 2005-04-22 07:31:55
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You coo?
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Posted: 2005-04-22 08:06:20
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Lol. I see
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Posted: 2005-04-22 08:24:28
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@Oogamous
Thank you very much for the kind words. If I had to nominate one of my posts for that particular honour, and I really don't think they are all that witty, is my advice to welsh uk when he wanted to know whether he should buy a television or a mobile phone. Let's see if anyone can find that one?
@Ayush
That was my point.
@govigov
Hear hear!
@nitesh
Not another one ...
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2006-10-07 06:04 ]
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Posted: 2005-04-22 11:57:54
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