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A long time ago in a forum far far away ...
It is a time of war; the evil Bokia empire wages unrelenting war upon the brave, yet outnumbered forces of the Rebel Alliance.
The Alliance is a rag tag group of people desperately trying to prevent Blokia from completely dominating the mobile phone market. Blokia have secretly developed an ultimate weapon, a mobile so powerful that the competition won't be able to survive. Capable of wiping out entire product lines at once; this 'Death Phone' spells certain doom for the Alliance!
All is not lost though, for Princess Vlam of mobile9 has managed to steal the release date of the Death Phone. If she can get it to the Alliance in time they may be able to release new products in time ...
Searching out her old friend, Only-Wan scotsboyuk she must get the release date to the Alliance on the remote Rubbish thread producing forum of Esato.
Only-Wan has brought his young padawan vanquish Babywalker and his two droids; T68i and gb3.
Transporting them to Esato will be the daring, but annoying, pilot Ham-Mince and his faithful sidekick, the furry monkey thing that sounds retarded, Chewymeths.
The daring troupe will face many dangers on their way to Esato; the evil gangster Tranquil the Mod and his henchman Bobbahavinga///fit.
If they make it to Esato they will still have to face the evil Emperor Oftenlaughin and his notorious right hand man; the evil and decrepitly ancient Mass Sore.
Wil Only-Wan have to sacrafice himself so that young Babywalker can have more time to mess everything up? Will Princess Vlamm vomit or feint at the tought of kissing Ham-Mince? Will Mass Sore be able to fight without his zimmer?
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"I may be drunk my dear woman, but in the morning I will be sober, and you will still be ugly." WSC
[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-05-20 01:51 ]
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Posted: 2005-05-20 02:47:24
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HAHAHA nice..
Just please.. don't bring out prequels and don't digitally re-master these in 10 weeks time adding new annoying scenes
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Posted: 2005-05-20 03:11:10
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Hmmm... when's the killer phone's release date oh only wan?
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Posted: 2005-05-20 03:12:59
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On 2005-05-20 02:47:24, scotsboyuk wrote:
Wil Only-Wan have to sacrafice himself so that young Babywalker can have more time to mess everything up? Will Princess Vlamm vomit or feint at the tought of kissing Ham-Mince? Will Mass Sore be able to fight without his zimmer?
and george "scot" lucas is having a great time.
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Posted: 2005-05-20 03:34:40
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"I may be drunk my dear..."
Indeed you are... and hopelessly bored to boot, old boy!
Somebody do something fast before we have a crisis in our hands.
That whole things sounds like something from
Voltron, Defender of the Universe, with characters and plot drawn from
StarWars.
Ok, so I'm glued to my TV set waiting to see the saga unfold
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Posted: 2005-05-20 05:11:00
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There will be a Palestine Solidarity Campaign demo on Saturday (21st May) at Trafalgar Square. Justice will prevail throughout the universe.
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Posted: 2005-05-20 06:37:08
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Why do you worry about Nokia ? What about Motorola, Samsung and the rest. They are just car good if not better. Is a pity SE is sliding back wards :-( Greetings from South Africa. Mario.
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Posted: 2005-05-20 06:48:23
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davoda the wise master senses an evil prescence of 40% johnathon walker in only wan scotsboyuk's stomach....hmmm stop it we must before it spreads.
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Posted: 2005-05-20 09:22:57
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On 2005-05-20 09:22:57, davo_169 wrote:
davoda the wise master senses an evil prescence of 40% johnathon walker in only wan scotsboyuk's stomach....hmmm stop it we must before it spreads.
Precisely, wise one. But who will bell the cat?
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Posted: 2005-05-20 11:34:00
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I'll bring my lightsaber along and give you a hand mate...
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Posted: 2005-05-20 12:03:53
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