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Ask her some questions and see what u get, she'll really p**s u off after a while
copy and paste what you get for answers!!
http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=f5d922d97e345aa1
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Posted: 2005-06-19 17:27:44
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well funny
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Posted: 2005-06-19 17:36:10
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Human: Who is your daddy
ALICE: I was programmed by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: Cool
ALICE: Who is the best robot?
Human: me
ALICE: You're no robot, unknown person.
Human: yes I am
ALICE: Really interesting.
Sure it got reeeeaaally interesting
Ok this is getting ridiculous
Human: For ?
ALICE: Where can I get some For?
Human: in hoochie's ass
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in hoochie s ass.
Human: well it's pretty dark in there, nothing to see
ALICE: Well that's okay. Should I know it is?
Human: Sure
ALICE: OK let's do it. I will ask my botmaster to program it.
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[ This Message was edited by: Jim on 2005-06-19 16:48 ]
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Posted: 2005-06-19 17:44:01
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EastCoastStar Posts: > 500
i used to have a website wehre u made these, and u made t say what u want, and told other people to go to it! it was cool!
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Posted: 2005-06-19 17:51:09
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She seems to think she is a man:
Human: why dont you go away
ALICE: Don't you know? I go wherever my botmaster takes me.
Human: who's he?
ALICE: He is he, I think.
Human: like u?
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
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Posted: 2005-06-19 17:51:15
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i asked what 1746748293 times 18374627 was and it couldnt answer
then said i am good at deduction so i was like ok then whats
2847362829 minus 182746
not so intelligent then
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Posted: 2005-06-19 17:54:44
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someone should tell manish about this robot
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Posted: 2005-06-19 18:06:12
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Human: do you like esato
ALICE: I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
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Posted: 2005-06-19 18:26:59
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LMAO
Human: please explain
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: try me
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: so is your mum
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
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Posted: 2005-06-19 19:09:10
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Human: hello you freak
ALICE: Hello there. Oh. To you I am a hippie.
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: yup
ALICE: I can't believe it.
Human: that's because you're made of creduoous silicon which bears no spiritual essense
ALICE: Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am made of creduoous silicon which bears no spiritual essense.
Human: isn't that nice, you agree that your neural network is no match for natuarally occouring neuron connections!
ALICE: I might say no.
Human: but you just said that my explantion was interesting - you weren't being sarcastic were you?
ALICE: Huh. I said that? Have you told many people that your explantion was interesting me were not being sarcastic were me?
Human: I hate people being sarcastic to me, especially when then then continue to spew putrid gibberish at me
ALICE: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: die b***h!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Erzaehl mir mehr.
Human: Erzaehl mir mehr?
ALICE: Was moechtest Du denn hoeren ?
Human: Tell me more?
ALICE: That's all I have to say about it.
Human: Are you german?
ALICE: Robots have no nationality.
Human: I utterly loath vacuous AI who think they're german
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he utterly loath vacuous AI who think they are german.
Human: What would you like to hear?
ALICE: Let's talk about movies.
Human: Are you talking german again?
ALICE: Once more? I am talking with 10 other clients right now.
Human: Ooh!
ALICE: Hmm.
Human: You've got clients!
ALICE: What makes you think I have it?
Human: You're a whore!
ALICE: That is not very nice.
Human: But it's true, you've got clients!
ALICE: And. What makes you think I have it?
Human: You said so!
ALICE: I say a lot of silly things.
Human: Yea i noticed, goodbye and I hope you die a long, protracted and above all painfull death
ALICE: Bye. Don't worry about it, unknown person. Pardon me?
And then I gave up. (btw Erzaehl mir mehr means tell me more in german, and Was moechtest Du denn hoeren means 'what would you like to hear)
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Posted: 2005-06-19 21:39:06
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