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Tonight we go in search of that most common of creatures, the methylated_spirit. Join me as I travel into the deepest darkest depths of the Rubbish threads (known to the natives as Garbage) as we search for this brazen beast.
Our journey takes us to the vast wildnerness of the mince & meths advice thread. A vast plain of rubbish and incoherence. Here, lurking amid the filth and squalor we hope to sight a methylated_spirit.
It isn't too long before we catch sight of this creature. Here we can see him lurking by a thread waiting for someone to reply. The feeding habits of this creature are particuarly interesting. After slaking his thirst at the tea hole he wanders over to one of the many feacal threads he leaves lying around. These droppings attract other Esato creatures and it is here that the methylated_spirit renews the cycle of feeding and excrement.
The creature waits impatiently as an unsuspecting Esatonian approaches, obvlious to the danger. The poor Esatonian approaches the newly created thread and hesitantly looks it over. The methylated_spirit sees his chance and before the poor creature realises what has happened, he has posted.
Over the next few hours we several more Esatonians caught in this trap. Attracted to the excrement that is the methylated_spirit's threds these poor creatures become trapped in a never ending thread of muck.
The methylated_spirit will slowly feast upon these poor unfortunates at his leisure. Suddenly from out of the bush we see a moderator approach, heavily armed to deal with this most dangerous of beasts. A few shots are fired and the thread is closed. It is too late for the poor creatures trapped inside, but that is the way of the jungle.
Our creature, scared off by the moderator, soon meets up with a mate, a mince-inside. The mating habits of these creatures are far too repulsive and graphic and slobbery for us to depict in this family thread.
It is time to leave this creature alone now. One has to respect the beast and know when to leave it in peace.
Until next time ...
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[ This Message was edited by: scotsboyuk on 2005-07-15 20:16 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-15 20:27:28
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Hahahahahahaha
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Posted: 2005-07-15 20:35:50
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lmao
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Posted: 2005-07-15 20:54:32
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Posted: 2005-07-15 21:11:57
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Posted: 2005-07-15 21:39:02
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Great one!
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Posted: 2005-07-15 21:52:52
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ah yes marvalous, and where were you hiding when thy incident took place scotsboy? perhaps in thy legendary esato tree with a pair of binoculars and a trusy k750 by your side yes? did thy manage to get any snapshots of the beast in action?
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Posted: 2005-07-15 21:58:25
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Nah, scots is much more experienced than that. He was hiding behind one of my god awfull PC advice threads, dodging occasionally between some of the even bigger piles of crap that a certain newish member (who's name shall remain un-uttered) seems to be leaving behind in an blatent attempt to get his post count up
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[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2005-07-15 21:08 ]
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Posted: 2005-07-15 22:07:30
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@ten18
I'll see if I can find a picture of me on safari for you.
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On 2005-07-15 22:07:30, Cycovision wrote:
I SMELL
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[ This Message was edited by: Cycovision on 2788-04-31 22:18 ]
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