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What's the difference between Yanni and Mozart?
Yanni composes, Mozart decomposes.
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Posted: 2006-05-26 05:24:13
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What's the similarity between a knife and a wife???
Both should be handled with care...!
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Posted: 2006-05-26 12:46:23
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On 2006-05-26 12:46:23, Born_Dead wrote:
What's the similarity between a knife and a wife???
Both should be handled with care...!
this is optional
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Posted: 2006-05-26 16:55:16
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what's the similarity between a mobile and a porn movie???
both have VIBRATORS...!!!
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Posted: 2006-05-31 12:40:37
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Whats the difference between Fanny Craddock and a jog through the countryside?
One's a pant in the country.
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Posted: 2006-05-31 14:05:37
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Posted: 2006-05-31 14:59:48
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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain bike?
Both can swim, except for the mountain bike
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Posted: 2006-06-15 10:15:36
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im overly confussed!
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Posted: 2006-06-15 10:20:39
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am too
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here's another one:
what the diff. between your girfriend and a mobile???
if you call her "miss", she wouldn't even give you a missed-call.
CHEAP ehh!...whatever! i made that up myself
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Posted: 2006-06-16 07:57:17
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thats clever, worth a smile anyway. well i thought i had one anyway
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Posted: 2006-06-20 21:22:09
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