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Posted: 2008-02-19 17:05:27
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After a heavy night on the lash, I walked from my mates house to my Dad's (just round the corner from me) and started to try and get into my Dad's using my front door key.
After failing, I went and sat on the wall, to wait for him to get up (this was 5.30am).
After around half an hour for some reason, I walked home.
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Posted: 2008-02-19 17:16:36
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ok so a few months back i went out with a load of mates and my sister (shut it fatreg) and basically ahd the amazing idea of hidding my keys under the mat outside my house (to all the thievies reading this, i dont do that anymore)....
anyway, 3-4 am came and i arrived home.... couldnt find the keys to scaled the house (i fell once, badly), but got my drunken self up and climbed up and through my bedroom window
see pic below......
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Posted: 2008-02-19 17:39:19
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Reminds me of that drunk advert you see in the cinema lol, being drunk makes you feel invincible when your most vulnerable, then the guy falls lol
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Posted: 2008-02-19 17:42:13
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You put your left legin, left leg out.
Could you remember next morning.
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Posted: 2008-02-19 17:42:37
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i remembered my keys the next morning.......... under the bloody mat!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Posted: 2008-02-19 17:48:31
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I remember being rudely awaken by my mother kicking me in the ribs and screaming at me at 6:30am after a heavy night on the ale!
That said I was lay asleep on the bathroom floor with my coat on and my pants around my ankles, it appears I had fallen asleep whilst sat on the toilet and ultimately fallen on the floor, only to be found by mother a few hours later!!
Oh the shame
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Posted: 2008-02-19 18:45:31
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I am not going here....
I've done many a wondrous thing when pi$$ed..
Most successful one being setting up a traffic diversion/road blockage on the A349 in Bournemouth with my old flat mate...
numerous have involved the local constabulary and 1 night in clink... (I'm a clean man though! not even a warning!)
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[ This Message was edited by: fatreg on 2008-02-19 17:57 ]
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Posted: 2008-02-19 18:57:22
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DickySnapples Posts: > 500
On 2008-02-19 18:57:22, fatreg wrote:
Most successful one being setting up a traffic diversion/road blockage on the A349 in Bournemouth with my old flat mate.
is that where that picture came from with you holding the road sign? or was that just a typical night out
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Posted: 2008-02-19 18:59:21
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that was a random night out!
we merely moved the diversion from a quiet side road to the main road
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Posted: 2008-02-19 19:01:18
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