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On 2003-03-27 03:12, crowing wrote:
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On 2003-03-26 19:00, jellyellie wrote:
biting a curb as you would with an apple, then someone slamming their foot down and your teeth go straight up into your brain
a very familliar scene, hmm wwere you in the movie american history X?
Its actually called a California Kerb Kick
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Posted: 2003-03-27 13:48:00
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i don't know, meh friends told me about it
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Posted: 2003-03-27 13:54:00
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This a is very very painful true story taken from the pages of FHM magazine:
When I was studying in Ireland, I took up rugby. As my first season wore on the lads and I were eventually scheduled to play a team which has quite a reputation for violent play. Considering that we wernt the most talented outfit to have ever taken the field we decided to accept the challenge with a do or die attitude, hoping things would eventually swing our way. They didn't, and to make matters worse our star player, Alan, dislocated his hip after a particularly ferocious tackle. He was clearly in a lot of pain, so we all stood back to watch the medic who, in one swift movement, managed to slot the hip back into its socket. Then Alan began a long, blood-curdling scream. To our horror we realized that one of his testicles had also been jammed into the socket, and was now firmly held in place by the hip. Incidentally, Alan managed to rip a vocal chord with his screaming.
Now that is what i call painfull
[ This Message was edited by: Andy. on 2003-03-27 13:05 ]
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Posted: 2003-03-27 14:05:00
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@pachy: u definatly won...
but u wanna know something funny about the operation i described? they had to cut me sooo deep, 'cause i had a very small tumour taken out of the same leg 2 months before... and that tumour suposedly was malignous... but they found out in a post-operation analisis that the first analisis was wrong... so i get to keep a big f*cking Z scar in my leg due to incompetence... this knowledge hurts a lot more than the operacion itself... i lost a month in my life, i suffered like a dog, and i thought i was really going to die after they also took something that was in my crotch (almost without anestetics)...
when it was time to ask 4 responsabilities i curiously found that the itsy bitsy tumour was meticulous destroyed at the hospital, and so was the counter analisis, due to lack of STORAGE SPACE...
CONCLUSION: there's a happy VETERINARIAN in the air force hospital still analising lovely extracted tumours...
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Posted: 2003-03-27 14:07:00
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The most painful thing i have been through is having the top of my finger sewn up after a very bad, deep cut, the worst part was because i had had quite a lot to drink (hence the accident) the anaesthetic did not work. So as it was being sewn up i felt every stitch going into and out of the end of my finger.
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Posted: 2003-03-27 14:16:00
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Sticking two pencils or similarly pointed objects into your nostrils, then banging them against a hard surface would be painful if not fatal
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Posted: 2003-03-27 14:19:00
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@cyanx7, i know one thing, having painfull things happen makes a person appreciate the gift of life
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Posted: 2003-03-27 18:28:00
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that's sadly right... how blind can we get, Pachy?... it's pure irony.
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Posted: 2003-03-27 18:44:00
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On 2003-03-27 14:16, Andy. wrote:
The most painful thing i have been through is having the top of my finger sewn up after a very bad, deep cut, the worst part was because i had had quite a lot to drink (hence the accident) the anaesthetic did not work. So as it was being sewn up i felt every stitch going into and out of the end of my finger.
don't they check for alcohol before giving it to you?
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Posted: 2003-03-27 20:41:00
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@jellyellie
Nope No checks they just said ohhh that looks bad, that will need stitching. I guess because it was about 2am and it was busy (it was a weekend) they just patch you up and send you home asap.
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Posted: 2003-03-28 15:04:00
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