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So he goes up to the nice uniform man and: Pull down his pants and ripp of the penis. And then he putts the bloody penis upp his Exit hole! So he feel satifaction all the time! But then the uniform man with a teard off penis goes........
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Posted: 2003-04-03 19:33:00
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Goes nuts since he has none left, and starts acting like a horse.
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Posted: 2003-04-03 19:39:00
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the crying horse sound called eric to his senses!!! "what have i done!..."
he immediatly throwed the dick at the uniformed guy as he tried to dash out of the airport... suddenly another uniformed man tackled his bold escape, knocking eric senseless... when he woke up he saw a red blur, that transformed slowly into a uniform... a mountie uniform!!!
spike the mountie, gazed seriously at eric... "do u know what u have done, u madman?" he asked in a strong deep voice... Eric begins to cry...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 19:53:00
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Eric begins to cry...he was so depressed that he decided to stop his madness, but something inside him couldnt stop him from those urges...
So he decided to go on a trip to the middle east...he promissed himself to do one last crazy thing, before delivering his baby...So he went back to the airport, with the idea of cheering up all the soldiers in the middle east...
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Posted: 2003-04-03 20:06:00
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however eric was in CUSTODY, of spike the mounty... the pain in his handcuffed wrists reminded him of the crazed act he had just performed a few minutes before, and the dream of the sweatie US Marines cumming in his face by the tigris river shore suddenly faded...
He turned to the huge mountie and asked in despair: "what will become of me! i'm pregnant... i can't puke my child in a cold harsh prison!!!!"
Spike the mountie laughed, amused with eric's agonising anguish...
"U just done my man a favour, u crazy f**k!" he said, still laughing!!! "He is my boyfriend, and was gonna take a plane to Morocco to have a sex change operation and big boob implants...! he won't press charges, i assure u, since he was so eager to have that beautiful cock of his removed... that's why he was crying in joy, like a horse! he has a horse fetish, u know!"
then spike became suddenly serious and whispered: "however u will go to prison for disturbing the peace... unless u do me a favour..."
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Posted: 2003-04-03 20:23:00
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......I want you to humiliate me in front of my dog........
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Posted: 2003-04-04 03:05:00
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[ This Message was edited by: sanjeevjaya on 2003-04-19 11:19 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-04 06:45:00
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it's bjerkebanen time to continue!!!!
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Posted: 2003-04-04 12:27:00
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So eric screams: I dont want my child! EAT MY UTORIS EAT IT!! And spike & the dog starts to like the utoris and slurp it down. And now the dog has Eric`s child inside him. So Eric take the dog with him and decide to go to Oslo and throw the dog in The Akers`river so he can get rid of the child inside the dog once and for all....
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Posted: 2003-04-04 12:35:00
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By now Eric is wondering: "Man! The past few days look like a bad novel from some guy with dirty fantasies!".
But when he gets to the river he can't do it. He simply can't do it. So he pulls of the child from the dog arse and decides to give the child for adoption. He starts looking for a good father for him, someone who can give him a good life so he thinks: "Michael Jackson!!!!"....
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Posted: 2003-04-04 13:13:00
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