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Posted: 2003-05-21 07:52:00
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ang galing galing ni clark!!! idol talaga kita!!
Translation:
clark is great, clark is good!!!! he is my idol!!
(note: he gave me a brand new T68i to post that)
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Posted: 2003-05-21 15:16:00
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ang galing galing ni clark!!! idol talaga kita!!
(now.. where's my t68i?
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Posted: 2003-05-22 00:01:00
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forwarded to me by my friend through email
@tom: don't mention it pare!!!!
Subject: A guy from prison
A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15
years.
As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it.
He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him
up on a chair, ties up the woman to the
bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then
gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes!
He probably spent a lot of time in prison,and has not seen a woman in
years. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets
angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you" To which the wife responds, "I am glad you think that way. Sure, he
has not seen a woman in years, but he was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom... Be strong, honey. I love you too."
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Posted: 2003-05-22 08:06:00
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deja vu!
just kidding!
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Posted: 2003-05-22 08:23:00
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On 2003-05-20 21:41:00, Vlammetje wrote:
Anyway I could only understand one post anyway: 'bwahahaha' by Lopio......
Read the title: PINOY funny Jokes
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Posted: 2003-05-22 09:10:00
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@Vlamm / Chip - hahahaha! seriously, PINOY is a colloquial term for Filipinos.. so the thread is for filipino jokes...
ANYWAY.......... maybe we can start contaminating this thread!!! BWAHAHAHA *francine with her evil laugh*
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Posted: 2003-05-22 11:11:00
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i'd like to hear that laugh...
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Posted: 2003-05-22 14:02:00
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Edit: i love asians.. i am asian..
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Yeah, I'm that dead guy people used to call Punky..
I shall find my killer, Vlammetje, and sleep with her
Sorry Bender
Taste the rainbow, sweetheart!
[ This Message was edited by: nocturnalchipmunk on 2003-05-23 06:37 ]
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Posted: 2003-05-23 00:27:28
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WATCH IT CHIP
!!!! WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU ANYWAY???!!!
IS IT A CRIME IF THEY ARE SMARTER THAN YOU, BETTER YET, SPEAK BETTER THAN YOU???!!!!
WATCH UR MOUTH OR I'LL HAVE YOU PETITIONED TO BE KICKED OUT OF ESATO!!!!WE DO NOT DISCRIMINATE HERE!!!
*FRANCINE IN HER SPECIAL OCCASSION DOMINATRIX LATEX*
[ This Message was edited by: francine on 2003-05-23 03:27 ]
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Posted: 2003-05-23 04:25:55
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