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Very funny.............
feelin' slightly better!
Reason for the sack is "Attendance", too many late nights....
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Posted: 2003-06-12 15:19:45
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Oh Dear,
What Job did you do?
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Posted: 2003-06-12 15:40:24
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A little boy sent a letter to santa saying: "Send me a brother", the santa replied back saying, " Send me your mother"
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Posted: 2003-06-12 16:28:22
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wheeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee well wicked ! santa ho ho ho ho
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Posted: 2003-06-12 16:31:33
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Very funny...........
Any more...
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Posted: 2003-06-12 16:32:48
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TEMPTATION...........!
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and
so
>we
> > decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends
> > encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> >
> > There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that
one
>thing
> > was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years
of
> > age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
regularly
>bend
> > down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear.
>It
> > had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone
else.
> >
> > One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
>wedding
> > invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that
soon
>I
> > was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
>couldn't
> > overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted
>to
> > make love to me just once before I got married and committed my
life to
>her
> > sister.
> >
> > I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
going
> > upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come
up
>and
> > get me."
> >
> > I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs.
>When
> > she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
the
> > stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight
>to
> > the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I
walked
> > straight towards my car.
> >
> > My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his
eyes he
> > hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little
>test.
> > We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."
> >
> > The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car.
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Posted: 2003-06-12 17:19:32
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@sam12: sorry to hear bout the sacking mate....if u want some jokes, try this thread....there's tons there...cheers dude...
http://www.esato.com/board/viewtopic.php?topic=5322&forum=20
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Posted: 2003-06-12 17:50:07
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vampyriaerotica that was quite funny......
you've just made my day..
Any more?
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Posted: 2003-06-12 18:13:51
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Here we go again.....!
Silly, but Harmless
>
>This only takes a minute and it's fun.
>Please send it onto everyone who might need a smile.
>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
>silliness to break up the day.
>Here is your dose...
>
>Follow the instructions to find your new name.
>
>The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
>and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil
>Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
>
>Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:
>a = poopsie
>b = lumpy
>c = buttercup
>d = gidget
>e = crusty
>f = greasy
>g = fluffy
>h = cheese! ball
>i = chim-chim
>j = stinky
>k = flunky
>l = boobie
>m = pinky
>n = zippy
>o = goober
>p = doofus
>q = slimy
>r = loopy
>s = snotty
>t = tootie
>u = dorkey
>v = squeezit
>w = oprah
>x = skipper
>z = zsa-zsa
>y = dinky
>
>Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
>your new last name:
>
>a = apple
>b = toilet
>c = giggle
>d = burger
>e = girdle
>f = barf
>g = lizard
>h = waffle
>i = cootie
>j = monkey
>k = potty
>l = liver
>m = banana
>n = rhino
>o = bubble
>p = hamster
>q = toad
>r = gizzard
>s = pizza
>t = gerbil
>u = chicken
>v = pickle
>w = chuckle
>x = tofu
>y = gorilla
>z = stinker
>
>Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of
>your new last name:
>
>a = head
>b = mouth
>c = face
>d = nose
>e = tush
>f = breath
>g = pants
>h = shorts
>i = lips
>j = honker
>k = butt
>l = brain
>m = tushie
>n = chunks
>o = hiney
>p = biscuits
>q = toes
>r = buns
>s = fanny
>t = sniffer
>u = sprinkles
>v = kisser
>w = squirt
>x = humperdinck
>y = brains
>z = juice
>
>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Goober Chickenshorts !!
>and Osama bin Laden's is: Poopsie Appletush !!
>
>Now when you SEND THIS ON ... use your new name as the subject and
>remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults
>laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!!
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Posted: 2003-06-12 18:22:14
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Nice one ................
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Posted: 2003-06-12 18:26:57
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