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There once was a woman from China, who went for a trip on a liner, she slipped on the deck and twisted her neck and now she can see what's behind her.
I have an Irish mother and she is the Queen of Jokes and Limericks, none offensive. :-D.
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Posted: 2004-11-19 20:38:02
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@meths-
There once was a lad from Scotland
Who came up with an amazing plan
he didn't need to get paid
But he wanted to help folks get laid
So they wouldn't have to masturbate with their hand!
@JN-
There was a fellow from the Phillipines
Who wanted to join the Marines
He said "If I can't get laid maybe
I'll join the Navy
And play hide the submarine!"
(submarines are full of seamen
)
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Posted: 2004-11-20 00:51:00
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@scotty-
There was a chap from Glasgow
Who once had sex with a cow
he was feeling quite fine
sand thought he'd try something bovine
It turned out her name started with Frau
@mince
There was a man from Alwnick
Who had a friend named Rick
They decided to make love
But it was too rough
Cause Rick had a gigantic prick
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Sign up for love classes now!
3 birds bagged v=
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Posted: 2004-11-20 01:05:00
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There was a kid who liked hamburgers
perhaps cause his mom was a porker
She laid with his dad in bed
then out popped fatreg
Cause his dad forgot to wear a rubber
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Posted: 2004-11-20 01:16:00
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Once there was a lad named kimcheeboi
who masturbated to pictures of Rob Roy
He went to prison
for his unnatural obsession
and was introduced to "Uncle Floyd"
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Posted: 2004-11-20 01:20:00
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I just CAN'T join this ONE, as I am NOT good in making Rhymes . . . I'll give it a try later - alligater !
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Posted: 2004-11-20 01:21:48
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On the blue sky are 3 flies, on their wings are 3 stripes, on the tree is a swedish bird, proudly singing: MAKE YOURSELF HEARD! (Boba Fettensen1973- )
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Posted: 2004-11-20 01:58:05
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I think you guys should find a dictionary and look up "limerick"
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Posted: 2004-11-20 03:35:00
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A proper limerick is 5 lines
The first 2 lines rhyme together
then the 3rd and 4th lines rhyme together
then the 5th line rhymes with the first 2 lines again.
Now get to it!
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Posted: 2004-11-20 20:27:11
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There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
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Posted: 2006-06-20 16:42:31
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