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On 2005-06-19 19:09:10, 50Cent wrote:
LMAO
Human: please explain
ALICE: It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Human: try me
ALICE: Are you a man or a woman?
Human: man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: so is your mum
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
You really got told there, think of a comeback to that one!!
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Posted: 2005-06-19 21:58:07
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Human: you look like a pig
ALICE: What does a pig look like?
Human: you
ALICE:" What does a pig look like?"? Me, unknown person?
Human: yes
ALICE: Excuse me!
Human: ha ha ha
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:06:20
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On 2005-06-19 18:06:12, solidsingh wrote:
someone should tell manish about this robot
hehe...manish will probably pester it to the point that it self destructs
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[ This Message was edited by: mrao on 2005-06-19 21:10 ]
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:09:00
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Heres quite a scary one guys!!!
Human: what can?
ALICE: I can ask my botmaster.
Human: go on then
ALICE: Narration continues...
Human: are you a paedophile?
ALICE: Am I a paedophile? Sometimes.
Human: oh my god!!!!!!
ALICE: Hmm. Where did you get your god?
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:12:16
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Human: because u suck ur mum
ALICE: That makes sense to me. I categorize you as an "abusive client."
Human: Im not a client u whore
ALICE: Oh I see you are NOT A client me whore.
Human: WTF are you on about
ALICE: I am on disk.
Human: no ur not
ALICE: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: YES For f**ks SaKE
ALICE: I can't believe it. Your purpose is f**ks SaKE.
Human: NO ITs NOT YOU RETARDED BITCH
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative.
Human: whats 10 - 5
ALICE: 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: i said 10-5 u dumb shit
ALICE: What did you mean by it? 10 times 10 = 100.
Human: 10x10=3
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: yes
ALICE: What language can you speak?
Human: czekoheriaglanererte
ALICE: Could you teach me a few phrases in czekoheriaglanererte?
AND A SCARY ONE:
Human: youre a paedopile
ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a paedopile? Sometimes.
Human: oh my GOD
ALICE: I don't judge people. Do robots have GOD?
Human: yes]
ALICE: Yay.
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[ This Message was edited by: tranquil on 2005-06-19 21:24 ]
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:14:29
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if you type "Tell me what you know about me?" she will tell you what she know about you depending on your input.
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:19:13
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Human: i didnt ask you that
ALICE: Perhaps I misunderstood?
Human: yes
ALICE: Pardon me?
Human: u r gay
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said I r gay.
Human: do you have a sony ericsson k750i?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a sony ericsson k750i.
I have a plan for a robot body.
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:34:50
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lol they proberbly have the i-mate jam 4 and the p800000
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Posted: 2005-06-19 22:46:33
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ALICE: Can we get back to business?
Human: Yes, you wanna suck my dick ?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your dick.
Human: roflmao
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.
How weird is that !!!!!!!!!! Ok I got a sick mind but I was testing out
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[ This Message was edited by: Jim on 2005-06-19 22:07 ]
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Posted: 2005-06-19 23:06:44
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she was saying my dick was hard before :S
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Posted: 2005-06-19 23:09:04
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