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I most likely do smell Nitro, the weather is flipping hot at the moment!
But it wasn't you I was refering to, you're not a post count junky
So who is it?
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Posted: 2005-07-15 22:28:00
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In the middle of the great Esato plains we seek out the ancient and decrepit beast known as a masseur.
A placid creature, its diet mainly consists of Sony products and Wi-Fi applications. Even thought this is gentle creature, advanced age has made it somewhat senile and we stand the risk of being charged down by one.
To track this ancinent creature down we must first look for a tranquil. The masseur uses this younger creature to help guid it around Esato and the tranquil acts as a sort of surrogate mother, propping up the old creature.
We first catch sight of the tranquil-masseur pairing at a thread created by one of Esato's newer members. This is how they prefer to feed, by taking a thread off-topic as they playfully frolick with one another.
Neither creature has ever been seen mating in the wild it is believed that they travel to a wild and inaccessible part of Esato, mysteriously known as the Moderator Forum, to procreate.
It is believed that these creatures are also related to the much rarer Cytech and arnoldc and the now extinct jh67. Palaeantologists have postulated that all these creatures have a common ancestor in the mythical laffen.
Now as we appraoch the pair from out of the reeds the wind changes and they catch sight of us. They have a unique defense mechanism to deal with danger, the baility to lock threads. Undeterred we track them to another thread, this time it appears that the much older masseur beast cannot keep up with the tranquil and he quickly falls by the wayside.
We decide it is time to back away and leave this pair alone.
Until next time.
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Posted: 2005-07-15 22:37:16
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For both episodes: rotflmaoapaotp.
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Posted: 2005-07-16 00:10:26
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Lol btw @cyco are u talking about amd1..
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Posted: 2005-07-16 00:26:47
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No accusations or insinuations over people's posting habits in this thread please.
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Posted: 2005-07-16 00:56:11
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@cyco its me right?
@scots hey i was right behind you while you were observing all of this.
to busy with meth and mass scots forgot to observe djcream lurking in the dark,trying to get noticed and failing miserabaly.this creature has peculiar habits. He loves hanging around meth and enjoys it when meth shits on his chest.hey also takes immense pleasure in holding a sledge hammer incase a certain paul comes posting.
i was shaken with laughter when i saw this creature move-a cross between a frog and a snake it seemed so confused but managed to get to somewhere eventually.its feeding habits are weirde to- opens his mouth and hopes for nicely aimed bird droppings to fall his way. Sometimes they get into his eye and them he growls at paul but them washes it of with some monkey urin eventually noticing that i mean no harm.
petting this creature can mean certain death in some cases- don't pet his head as thats where his testpickles lie(an effect of radiation). Don't pet from the bottom or he'll fart liquid nitrogen and you'll be a swelly frozen mass- i really don't know where to pet him so i pet myself and make him watch, meth knows for sure.
Best of all, djpream can be very appreciative and shows this by frogi movements- shaking of the head in rapid motion,slurrping from the tea hole and evacuating (not irradiating) his bowels in a swishy way. . . Help he's got me. Scots fired from his air gun hitting dj on the toenail which has to be amputated now
so long friend.
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Posted: 2005-07-16 05:31:00
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At the request of Scots, I cannot name the person I have in mind in this thread. I will say though that it's not you either, paulbang.
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Posted: 2005-07-16 08:31:28
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@sotts, very good
@paul, very..... strange, perhaps one can learn to say my name right in just one post
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Posted: 2005-07-16 09:36:15
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mmmmm is it me?? it is right??
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Posted: 2005-07-16 10:09:33
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I think this thread is about esato creatures in the wild not garbage posters.
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Posted: 2005-07-16 12:23:39
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