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Eric then zooms in a a H U G E saussage !! He then goes ...
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Posted: 2003-04-16 07:57:00
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..and licks it good it until its grease shoots out of the tip-top of it like an orgasm.. he shockingly has an orgasm at the same time.. amazed at this occurrence, he runs to his mother and tells her, "....
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Posted: 2003-04-16 08:06:00
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' I beg your hard-on, errr.... pardon, mother, but where did you keep the big box of kleenex?'
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Posted: 2003-04-17 05:13:00
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"Where I keep my dildos, i mean, condoms, i mean, stuff...sweetheart. just in that cabinet right there!"
Eric peeks inside the cabinet and...
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Posted: 2003-04-17 05:33:00
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sees an old and worn out glazed Japanese eggplant given to him as a gift of appreciation by his other buddy, Jowi...
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Posted: 2003-04-17 07:44:00
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Then he saw an ant on the floor ...
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Posted: 2003-04-17 20:45:00
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"why do i keep dreaming these things...? what's wrong with me...?"
Eric thinks, as he wakes up in MICHAEL NIGHT'S TRUCK... (try to stick to the story, willya!!!!
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kimmi and michael were still sleeping after their gay orgy, and eric felt hungry (as Shithappens left it!)... suddenly eric heard Kitt calling his name in it's metalic voice... "get over here, u sexual pervert! i need a word with u!"...
(try to keep this goddamned think on track, will u...
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Posted: 2003-04-17 20:54:00
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cyanx when do i fit in??
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Posted: 2003-04-17 22:34:00
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fit in????
anywhere u wanna sweetheart
help yourself.....
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Posted: 2003-04-18 03:50:00
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and then Eric saw it.
there it was, large and bold.
a big new jug of vaseline.
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Posted: 2003-04-19 06:30:00
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