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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

I do need a booster, but it worked fine for ages i'll just take it back tomorrow
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Posted: 2005-01-09 19:50:00
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Took it back and got a new one, Ding-Dang-Doo! Superb.

Any more woes and queries?
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Posted: 2005-01-12 15:09:21
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plasmadog Posts: > 500

hey congrats meths!
what's on tv?
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Posted: 2005-01-12 16:38:09
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Nothing, tv is crap!
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Posted: 2005-01-12 17:45:12
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Well, gang, how goes it? Everything rosy? Life good? No hassles? Of course you do, your life is an utter mess! Dont worry, we're here to help. Just post your problems, and they shall be solved in a jiffy!
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Posted: 2005-01-20 01:10:00
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HyperiaBlue Posts: 424

*Buuurrrrrrp!*

*YAWN*
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Posted: 2005-01-22 02:21:03
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Ah! for that may i recommend a couple of Rennies and a good nights sleep.
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Posted: 2005-01-22 15:33:00
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methylated_spirit Posts: > 500

Whats going on? Have we solved all your problems? Have we achieved our goal? Is it time to lay this behemoth to rest? Your thoughts, please.
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Posted: 2005-02-07 23:04:00
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mince-inside Posts: 452

The Fountain of youth
I've recently received a PM from a gentleman asking for some assistance about problem that has existed since beginning of time
'old age'.
His PM went along the lines...
I'm my industry youth and suppleness is the be all and end all and one where my clients insist on a scrupulous appearance during every session - I'm starting to struggle. My six pack is a one pack of 10, I ache in the morning and worst of all grey flecks are starting to appear in my hair at my temples. What should I do?

Cheers

M&M's Reply
Firstly, getting older is the only thing we can guarantee in life - get over it and pull yourself together.
Work: Move from your current industry to a more suitable for your age - Osteopathy?
Weight: Try diet coke as a mixer instead of full fat coke
Hair, three choices:
1.Grey can be seen as been refined and even attractive
eg George Clooney or George Bush
2.Shave it off
3.Get a rinse and dye the little buggers blonde (ooops)


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Posted: 2005-02-11 23:39:07
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folling182 Posts: 368

This mission isnt difficult...that would be too easy...this mission is impossible... (or something like that).
I need 2 tickets for a concert (keane in barcelona) and they have sold out a month before the concert day.
I cant find anywhere to buy them, except for the odd page which charges 90€/ticket plus 30€ delivery (instead of about 22€ and i could of picked up myself).
The worst part is im broke as fcuk, so 210€ to take my gf to a concert is not gonna happen.

Calling for the dynamic duo, i repeat, calling for the Dynamic Duo!!

Solution = X
X = ??????
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Posted: 2005-02-11 23:54:51
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