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ERic tells his friends, ' guys, favor... I need a hand here... '
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Posted: 2003-04-19 11:41:00
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his friends shocked at this discovery, realise that eric is trying to grease up a rusty door handle. unfortunately, that is not all that he had on his mind. 'guys.........
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Posted: 2003-04-19 11:54:00
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he jamms his friends knob into his throut and suficate and die with the knob inside the throut. And then during his funeral his Mum dosent show up neither does anyone else in his family. Why you ask? Because Eric was the bigest bastard walking around.
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Posted: 2003-04-19 12:06:00
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lol!
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Posted: 2003-04-19 12:09:00
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and then he became reincarnated as a monkey with a funny hat named eric mojojo. but the thing was that he had chronic explosive diahhrea...
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Posted: 2003-04-19 18:20:00
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that raps it all up, i'm afraid... i was thinking gay conspiracy to take over the world with ramifications all over the planet... it was an easy way to slide in the story all of the esato garbage members (including myself) as infiltrated agents, set on foiling the gay plot... but that's not possible anymore... unless someone wants to change something in the above posts, that is...
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Posted: 2003-04-21 13:13:00
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…a big new jug of Vaseline used to grease up a door handle to serve his sexual fervors…scenes about giving guys a favor by giving them a handjob…jamming a dick into a boy’s throat until he suffocates…and in his funeral, not a single family attended because he was gay…with a screwed-up ending of him being reincarnated into a monkey with a black-hole inducing diarrhea blast. So this is what this Kit wants to show him, Eric thought. A cheap, low-budget, perverted home-made movie about a boy being tortured to death.

“what’s this sicko movie, Kit?” Eric asks Kit as he sweats profusely from what he has just seen.

“A documentary on his best-friend’s life. It bother’s him that he wasn’t even there when his buddy needed him the most. When they even were together in almost every mass protest about discrimination on people on expressive gay literature and gays having a representative on Congress. When it was him, his best buddy who stood with him when he was peeing his pants while telling his parents of his sexuality. When he accepted him for what he was when his family shunned him. His best friend who was as straight as an arrow. Who was wrongfully mistaken of as gay that’s why he was tortured to death, the hard gay-gang-rape way, in the most sickening of all possible tortures. He just put in a mediocre ending to at least dampen his spirits,” Kit explains in a melodramatic tone (which made Eric go, “yeah yeah yeah…yada yada yada…whatever. As if this piece of trash shit is gonna make me rich when I sell it’s rights. No film-maker or writer could even make up something out of this sorry plot! Geez! Gimme a friggin break!”)

Eric, however, without him really giving it any attention, was getting a hardon and was pretty much leaking cum with the sexy voice Kit has.

“Um,” Eric stammers, “have you got any more of those gay porn flicks in your databank coz I really gotta get this off, and I mean NOW!”

“Are you kidding me? I have got the most extensive library of ‘em live smuts! Name it!” Kit flaunts.

“NOW you’re talkin’,” Eric said as he whips out his dripping cock and grinding it on the vibrating dashboard for all its worth…
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Posted: 2003-04-21 14:30:00
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beautifully done, scythe...
what do u think of my plans?
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Posted: 2003-04-21 16:24:00
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I'd say, let your plot roll into place man :-D I was havin tummy cramps from reading the story thus far and thought your crazy plan seems promising. C'mon fellers! Do better. Let's see some apocalypse around here. :-) This message was posted from a T68i
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Posted: 2003-04-21 17:14:00
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that was damn good!
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Posted: 2003-04-22 03:41:00
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