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im not buying wieghts or any gym equipmnt, i need beer money.
im doing it on the cheap
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Posted: 2005-06-01 17:02:46
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Sh!t yourself thin!
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Posted: 2005-06-01 17:04:35
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im not fat
if i shit anymore i will seise to be
i have the build of say, Luke Chadwick!!
i need to increase the mucsle to bone ratio
i fear one day i shall snap
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Posted: 2005-06-01 17:06:48
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If that dreaded day comes, dont worry, the advice thread will repair your snappage!
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Posted: 2005-06-03 09:45:13
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I decided id rather just have a beer belly
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Posted: 2005-06-03 09:48:28
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Ahhh, another problem solved!
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Posted: 2005-06-03 12:12:51
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everybody hates me and i hate myself, i am bullied everyday and have no friends. SOLVE THAT
nah, try and solve this though, im 14, and my wrist are about 8cm thick and about 5cm depth ( thats small) and its really worrying me im gonna snap ma wrist
have fun working this out
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Posted: 2005-06-03 13:54:18
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i do hope i dont tread on any toe's by offering this piece of advive
try mastabating, it will strengthen ur wrist aswell as you bicep, use baby oil to avoid chaffing
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Posted: 2005-06-03 14:00:31
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Glenny, a teaspoonful of bicarbonate of soda in a glass of water, and down it! Tastes foul, but its full of all sorts of vitamins and goodness that help strengthen your bones.
Next!
I'm amazing.
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Posted: 2005-06-03 14:08:59
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Dear M. _spirit:
'Tis my utmost fervent hope that this letter finds you and M. -inside in robust bodily health, jolly cheerful disposition and generous wealth as our Lord may deem just to bestow upon your goodselves, and with confidence I daresay that it is an overflowing cup, seeing as I do your selfless devotion to the Laffenshire county.
With rapt attention I devoured the case of your patient under the moniker "Glenny." (Esato 03/06/05 issue, p. 74). Not having been halfway through reading I became certain that I had to once more look at what I had been turning my eyes away from all these years, and this time never to look away again, for it would nevermore permit me to do so.
It has been twoscores and seven years since my mother did her duty of bringing me into this world, the twelfth of nineteen obedient godfearing children of which I am the only male.
For a man of my age I have been declared in the pink of it as per results of my visit to the family physician on the twenty-sixth of last month. However for purposes of the problem that I have endeavoured, albeit with much contemplation, self-doubt and trepidation, to finally lay at your doorstep and for which I shall be eternally grateful for a favorable response, I must state that I have not always been so; in my youth I was of reedy built, ochre skin and a constitution characterized mainly by ceaseless sneezing, eye watering and frequent trips to the toilet.
Perhaps needless to mention I was constantly beaten up. Our biology teacher (M. GOwhere) explained it philosophically, that the weaker species are annihilated by the stronger ones, that this is the natural order of things and therefore the divine will. Our philosophy teacher (M. Scotslad) explained that it was a biological problem and should never be explained philosophically; in other words I should beef up and kick the bloody hell out of those dickwads (pardon the language but those were his words.)
Which brings us to my current problem, which despite my use of a pseudonym I cannot bring myself to be published in your good paper. Kindly see your private missives (PM). And may you be so kind to publish your proposed solution in vague enough terms to protect my privacy. I know it shall benefit the entire Esato readership nevertheless.
Yours faithfully,
M. Fauchevelent
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Posted: 2005-06-03 16:15:24
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