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Not so much a problem for you to solve, but certainly a question I've always wanted answering conclusively:
Why do dogs sometimes scoot along the floor on their backsides? Somebody told me that it's because they've got worms, whilst someone else reckoned that it's because they've got a gland under their tails.
Which is correct, my wise, wise friend?
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Posted: 2006-06-19 14:07:18
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Well, worms can certainly be a cause, its itchy you know. Ter glands thing is also true. On either side of a dogs rusty bullet hole, there are two glands, which secrete the territory-marking scent into the dogs wee and poo. Sometimes these glands can get blocked, and need to be gently squeezed, which releases a stram of fluid from the gland. This stuff stinks. In fact, squeeze hard enough, and you've got a fetid canine water pistol!
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Posted: 2006-06-19 15:07:35
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:S tasty...
ill post a serious problem
ok, i have some good friends, but im the 'scapegoat', they take the piss outta me alot, and sometimes it does hurt. Im in a band with em, and its going well, but they seem to be thinking about kicking me out... also ive had so many good times with them, and still am... i dunno what to do
and ive got an itchy arse, so im gonna try and squeeze my glands
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Posted: 2006-06-19 18:15:37
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Been reading all the post from page 1 to 17 . . . but something happened to that . . . I just miss the good ol' days
Mince and Kim now gone . . . though Mince manages to pop-up from time to time . . .
Meth's the only one left to answer your problems here . . . .
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Posted: 2006-06-20 08:54:47
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Glenny, its a tough one. Groups of people have characteristics. There is always a joker, a pervert, a sensitive one, a scapegoat, a bully, and the one at the back who tries to light his farts. You appear to be the scapegoat in this gathering. Doesn't mean they don't love you, its just unlucky!
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Posted: 2006-06-20 10:27:35
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meths, youre a legend mate
i have one for you tho buddy
why is the pleassure so much more intense than teh pain with regard to 'Athletes foot' ?
Cheers
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Posted: 2006-06-28 11:14:19
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my question is why is blue called blue?
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Posted: 2006-06-28 22:04:42
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coz its blue.... obviously id wait for teh 'official' answer from the main man first, but im confident it is because its blue which in turn is a mixture of yello and green
shazam!
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Posted: 2006-06-29 00:33:33
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On 2006-06-28 11:14:19, leeboy13 wrote:
why is the pleassure so much more intense than teh pain with regard to 'Athletes foot' ?
Cheers
Well, its a bit like this. You know when you are walking down the street, and you've got an itchy 'Japanese Flag?' Well, it feels so good when you finally find a private spot, and get a finger in there and give it a good old scratch. Its a similar thing with athletes foot, when you finally get your shoe off, and rub your foot against the roughcasting. Its an almosty sexual resease. Well, it is for me, anyway.
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Posted: 2006-06-29 12:28:49
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i like the comparison
i think that answers my question - so your saying (to sum up) because its like sex....
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Posted: 2006-06-29 12:31:43
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