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@scythe: good work turnin it back on track mate...well done....
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Posted: 2003-04-22 10:36:00
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:-D thanks mates!
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Posted: 2003-04-22 11:29:00
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"but this is a kind of film u can't masturbate too..." kitt warned...
suddenly in the screen appears... ERIC!
Our hero was suddenly stunned, but quickly reacted stroking his knob... "u think i can't jerk out to myself? rubbish!!!"
"listen to what u have to say, and let go offa that crooked thing 4 a goddamned second!!!" kitt said...
the picture started... eric's familiar voice sounded on the car speakers:
"hello eric! i'm eric! this car was programmed to give u my message before the brainwash that turned me into u was performed! eric, it's time u forgot u're gay programming... this part of the plan is almost concluded... u are now being taken to the headquarters of the homosexual secret organization that is plotting to take over the world! now u're truly infiltrated, congratulations! i knew u would never let me down, my friend! all the life u've been leading so far was only a way to get u in this truck... U will now revert to u're normal self: ME! i only have to pronounce the trigger password 4 u're programation to fade:
BARBARA STREISAND IS A TRANSSEXUAL!!!"
Suddenly eric started to see the interior of the car and the screen with his own smiling immage spin faster and faster untill he completely lost his conscience...
"hey!!! wake up beautiful!!!" Michael Knight said while shaking eric's shoulders.
"wha... where am i?!" eric muttered...
"there's someone i'd like like u to meet... he has been been waiting for u..."
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Posted: 2003-04-22 21:59:00
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now we know what cyanx thinks of all the time.
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[ This Message was edited by: JwY on 2003-04-22 23:02 ]
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Posted: 2003-04-23 00:02:00
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um...that Barbara Streisand is a tranny?
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Posted: 2003-04-23 06:19:00
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yeah... what DO i think all the time? i don't know it myself... help me out here, will you?
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Posted: 2003-04-23 12:31:00
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Hmmm, seems that reviving the thread didn't save it from dying naturally anyways.
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Posted: 2003-05-07 12:14:00
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seems everybody's outta inspiration... so let's bury this thread shall we?
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Posted: 2003-05-07 12:16:00
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may eric rest in peace
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Posted: 2003-05-07 12:24:00
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Well somone buried something in Erick's arse
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Posted: 2003-05-08 14:41:00
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